Awauphi
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SUPERMARKET SURROUND SOUND
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to
keep
the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
distant
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air
is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in
his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him
about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up
enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive
tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black
letters was the sentence.
"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
got this via email..
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to
keep
the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
distant
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air
is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
*******************
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in
his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him
about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up
enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive
tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black
letters was the sentence.
"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
got this via email..
