RAVENSTEVE: Miss P will u marry me,,,I will call my lawyer and have prenup agrement made right away. We will be happy togethr forever,,,we can slash tires on cop cars and sue fast food restrants for making us fat and deaf
MISS P: I dunno - u got job yet?
RAVENSTEVE: When I get my hearing back I will get my job back in Mann’s theater
MISS P: Well, I always wanted to own a theater. We could work together.
RAVENSTEVE: Peeple that work togethr always end up getting divorce,,,it is fact look it up. Because of GODDAM LIBRAL DEMOCRATS make divorce laws so easy they are destroying family values.
MISS P: I agree. They are making it so easy for people to get quick divorces, but at the same time they want gays to be able to get married.
RAVENSTEVE: Gays shoud not be able to marry,,, IT IS VOLATION GOD’S WILL,,,BUSH WILL MAKE SURE THAT GAYS AND LIBRAL DEMOCRATS SUFFER FOR MAKING ME DEAF.
MISS P: Maybe we could own a movie theater together and ban gays and liberals from our theater. We would only show wholesome movies like Disney and Dreamworks.
RAVENSTEVE: I will call chapel ASAP and make a date for our wedding,,,if they make us wate too long I will cut off there fingers,,,we will be together forever,,,
MISS P:
Oh Steeeve…
RAVENSTEVE: *breaks into a Kenny Rogers number*
"Ladyyy, I’m your knight in shining armor and I love youuuu…"