EH!
well canada is many things shallow isn't one,
few nations offer the diversity in animal life that will not only eat you, but actually hunt you down, to first play with you,,,,,,,, then eat you...
a canadian prime minister was party to sciences to contact his dead mother in the house of commons during world war 2, you'd think perhaps more urgent business was required...mmmm
the insolent yanks stole basketball from a canuck, and claimed hockey even though its ours..we kicked their asses three times and yet they seem to have it, they can wag their sticks around up here regarding fresh water, electricity, the northern passage, bigfoot, and db cooper..
besides energy and caribou we provide hollywood with the best comedians, film directors that make films as long as canada, we are world leader in the production of the finest quality marijuana to ever grace this world...
we invented a way to create hashish using ice..hockey sticks..and power drills...
besides russia and the scandinavians no other nation would of thought of that, and fact is industrious canada, true north strong and free DID IT FIRST!
tough for them
we did it first!!!
the frenchies are canadiens, a different sort, they use frenchie and have their own sign language, LSQ
few knwo this but canada like isreal has a samson option our sis called option johnny canuck...
but what ever its truly called.
the yanks will never take it!!!! NEVER!!
we will gladly burn the world before stars and stripes fly over the house commons..!!!!!
so they sign!!
mmm
the east coast is a grand place, cape breton is a must for all to visit and enjoy.
the west offers the luxuries of pain and wasting (main and hasting) in east van and great skying.....
the north wonders your eyes won't believe..
canada offers everything for everyone so that none can escape......'-)
besides that, one good thing about canada is
you can get away with an awful lot of fun here....if you know how to play nice..
depending where you are its a pretty laid country...
if your unlucky enough to find yourself in those parts still stuck in the british empire well..
you'll get through it..
eventually after all canada stretches form sea to shining sea...
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mmmm
and one more thing
we will NEVER forget the avro arrow!!!!!!