Originally posted by Sydlie
I used to bartend at a country club and one morning while I was working the "after church" crowd, a hail storm started. Now, North Eastern Ohio doesn't generally see hail, and this came from out of nowhere. Hail stones were the size of baseballs! Anyway, the entire back wall facing the golf course was floor to cieling windows, and it just shattered under the hail and I screamed out "Jesus fuck me in the ass" just about as loud as I could... It didn't exactly go over well and I ended up running into my bosses office, in tears with laughter (because I have a very innapropriate sense of humor, I guess)
I'm so lucky I didn't get fired... People are very understanding when you scream an obscenity after you've been sprayed with shards of glass.