Instead of 'Dear Abby'...

Dear Bridesmaid,

Hire a general contractor? Money these days isn't easy to come around...however, my suggestion is, find a hammer and a few nails, you'd be lucky to even build a box.



-Alex
 
Roadrunner said:
Dear Bridesmaid,

Hire a general contractor? Money these days isn't easy to come around...however, my suggestion is, find a hammer and a few nails, you'd be lucky to even build a box.

-Alex
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Dear Alex,

Tsk. And you were making announcements about getting 500K for AllDeaf - do you mean to tell me it was all an April Fool prank?

As for the hammer and nails, what end of the hammer do I pound on the pointy end to make it go into the plywood?

~Bridesmaid
 
DreamDeaf said:
Dear Alex;

Could you make Vamproxy a mortal again? He keeps slipping into 8-hour comas.

~Not a Night Owl
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Dear Not a Night Owl,

Gee, I thought giving him V-8 was doing the trick! Time to contact your local church and see if there is a bottle of 'holy water'. Only suggestion, stand wayyy back when flickering the water on him.


-Alex
 
Roadrunner said:
Dear Not a Night Owl,

Gee, I thought giving him V-8 was doing the trick! Time to contact your local church and see if there is a bottle of 'holy water'. Only suggestion, stand wayyy back when flickering the water on him.

-Alex
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Dear Alex,

That's your job as an Administrator. He's only a lowly Moderator who must follow your lofty wishes...and no, the V-8 isn't working. I know, because I have the hickey to prove you wrong.

Not A Night Owl
 
DreamDeaf said:
Dear Alex,

Tsk. And you were making announcements about getting 500K for AllDeaf - do you mean to tell me it was all an April Fool prank?

As for the hammer and nails, what end of the hammer do I pound on the pointy end to make it go into the plywood?

~Bridesmaid
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Dear Bridesmaid,

Sorry to burst your bubble about the prank, my bad, huh?

As for the hammer and nails, go to your nearest library and find useful resources on that, I am prohibited from showing how it is done for liable reasons.


-Alex
 
Dear Alex,

I have a problem. How do I solve this problem, and how do I go about doing something about my problem?

Thank you,
RoadRunner II
 
Roadrunner said:
Dear Bridesmaid,

Sorry to burst your bubble about the prank, my bad, huh?

As for the hammer and nails, go to your nearest library and find useful resources on that, I am prohibited from showing how it is done for liable reasons.

-Alex
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Dear Alex,

What is a library, and how do I get there?

~Bridesmaid
 
DreamDeaf said:
Dear Alex,

That's your job as an Administrator. He's only a lowly Moderator who must follow your lofty wishes...and no, the V-8 isn't working. I know, because I have the hickey to prove you wrong.

Not A Night Owl
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Dear Not A Night Owl,

He's following me? Thanks for the heads-up!!
My job as an Administrator is...well, you can guess what it must be, however, with the hickey, is it large or small? If large, surely you have problems, if it's small, get another one? I rest my case with the creatures of the night. Good luck, you'll need it.


-Alex
 
DreamDeaf said:
Dear Alex,

What is a library, and how do I get there?

~Bridesmaid
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Dear Bridesmaid,

Simply ask the maid-of-honor what a library is and surely she would be willing to take you there. Be sure to share the cost of gas for the trip there and back.


-Alex
 
Roadrunner said:
Dear Not A Night Owl,

He's following me? Thanks for the heads-up!!
My job as an Administrator is...well, you can guess what it must be, however, with the hickey, is it large or small? If large, surely you have problems, if it's small, get another one? I rest my case with the creatures of the night. Good luck, you'll need it.

-Alex
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Dear Alex,

It is a rather large hickey, with two scabs in the middle - and if my calculations are correct, you should have two lowly Moderators following you within 10 days. And within a month, you should have two more.

~Not A Night Owl
 
DreamDeaf said:
Dear Alex,

It is a rather large hickey, with two scabs in the middle - and if my calculations are correct, you should have two lowly Moderators following you within 10 days. And within a month, you should have two more.

~Not A Night Owl
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Dear Bridesmaid,

Interesting calculations, how were you able to arrive at those calculations. Once again, thanks for the heads-up, my doors will stay locked.


-Alex
 
Roadrunner said:
Dear Bridesmaid,

Simply ask the maid-of-honor what a library is and surely she would be willing to take you there. Be sure to share the cost of gas for the trip there and back.

-Alex
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Dear Alex,

What is a maid of honor? You'll have to excuse me, I'm a natural blonde.
And no, dyeing my hair orange didn't improve my intelligence any.

~Bridesmaid
 
Roadrunner said:
Dear Bridesmaid,

Interesting calculations, how were you able to arrive at those calculations. Once again, thanks for the heads-up, my doors will stay locked.

-Alex
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Dear Alex,

Who is Bridesmaid? And locked doors will not deter a vampire.

~Not A Night Owl
 
DreamDeaf said:
Dear Alex,

What is a maid of honor? You'll have to excuse me, I'm a natural blonde.
And no, dyeing my hair orange didn't improve my intelligence any.

~Bridesmaid
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What's a bridesmaid? But then again, simply following the maid of honor, the person with the same coloring of her hairdo as yours will get you started.



-Alex
 
Roadrunner said:
Dear RoadRunner II,

I have a problem understanding your problem.

-Alex
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Dear Alex,

I cannot comphrend that you have a problem understanding my problem! I did explain it in great detail!

I thought you were a lofty Administrator - methinks you need to appoint someone to be your Administrator Assistant to help you figure out my problem.

~RoadRunnerII
 
Roadrunner said:
What's a bridesmaid? But then again, simply following the maid of honor, the person with the same coloring of her hairdo as yours will get you started.

-Alex
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Dear Alex,

Wouldn't it make sense if she has the same color hair as mine, she might not know what a library is, either?

~Bridesmaid
 
DreamDeaf said:
Dear Alex,

I cannot comphrend that you have a problem understanding my problem! I did explain it in great detail!

I thought you were a lofty Administrator - methinks you need to appoint someone to be your Administrator Assistant to help you figure out my problem.

~RoadRunnerII
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Dear RoadRunner II,

I think that problem will have to be addressed before I can comprehend what problem you may be having. Of course, it's true that I am a lofty Administrator, just check out my Gibson and Epiphone Les Paul Guitar Forums - MyLesPaul.com. Enjoy!



-Alex
 
Dear Alex,

would you be willing to give a prank wedding for somebody I know?

Coo coo
 
Roadrunner said:
Dear RoadRunner II,

I think that problem will have to be addressed before I can comprehend what problem you may be having. Of course, it's true that I am a lofty Administrator, just check out my Gibson and Epiphone Les Paul Guitar Forums. Enjoy!

-Alex
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Dear Alex,

Do you mean to tell me you cannot solve my problem? And here I thought being a lofty Administrator, you could solve anything! Sir, I demand satisfaction!

I challenge you to a duel.

~RoadRunnerII
 
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