If you were on a spaceship and you landed in a planet of giants what would u take?

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Think about it,Everything is 4 times bigger you are the people there are about 20 to 25 feet tall weigh 700-900 LBS. Now what would take from them in order to surive? Heres what i take. 1 ear corn on the cob thats 28 inches long. 1 orange 16 inches round.Can coke ohhh to heavy cant take that. 2 Strawberries 8 inches round.4 Shirmp 9 inches each. And ill be full.What will you take?
 
I'd bring along a strait-jacket for a certain somebody. :rofl:
 
I'd take:
A set of green clothing (supposing that they have trees and grass)
A set of black clothing (to hide in the shadows at night)
A pot (I could use it to gather water, set a trap, and cook my food)
And a tarp (If I can find a safe place, I can make a shelter, if not, I can wrap it around myself if it rains. Also, I can put everything else in it to make it easier to carry around.)
 
But theyre too big! Shirts and clothing are 4 times as big as you? and tarps would be too impossibile to drag.Your better finding a giants garbage bag take a par of sissors and cut part out to bring shelter for you to hide.
 
Ethereal, that's alright; RS also didn't realize the strait-jacket was for him! :mrgreen:
 
I would just show them my spaceship. That will prove to them that I am technologically far, far more advanced than they are. Then I would tell them that if they know what’s good for them, they had better get down on their knees and worship my little chimp ass, or a whole armada of spaceships is going to land the next day and take over their planet. Just to prove that I’m not fucking around, I’ll blast a few of them in the kneecaps with my death-ray gun. I call it my Ronald Raygun for short. That should show them who their daddy is real fast. Then I would force them to build me a mansion, and fill it up with gorgeous women, tequila, and Krispy Kreme donuts. Then I would live out the rest of my life in hedonistic bliss. The end. :)
 
Levonian said:
I would just show them my spaceship. That will prove to them that I am technologically far, far more advanced than they are. Then I would tell them that if they know what’s good for them, they had better get down on their knees and worship my little chimp ass, or a whole armada of spaceships is going to land the next day and take over their planet. Just to prove that I’m not fucking around, I’ll blast a few of them in the kneecaps with my death-ray gun. I call it my Ronald Raygun for short. That should show them who their daddy is real fast. Then I would force them to build me a mansion, and fill it up with gorgeous women, tequila, and Krispy Kreme donuts. Then I would live out the rest of my life in hedonistic bliss. The end. :)
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Oh, Mr. Chimp,

I think it is time for me to get that whip out.... those so called gorgeous women will be GONE!!!!
 
Levonian said:
I would just show them my spaceship. That will prove to them that I am technologically far, far more advanced than they are. Then I would tell them that if they know what’s good for them, they had better get down on their knees and worship my little chimp ass, or a whole armada of spaceships is going to land the next day and take over their planet. Just to prove that I’m not fucking around, I’ll blast a few of them in the kneecaps with my death-ray gun. I call it my Ronald Raygun for short. That should show them who their daddy is real fast. Then I would force them to build me a mansion, and fill it up with gorgeous women, tequila, and Krispy Kreme donuts. Then I would live out the rest of my life in hedonistic bliss. The end. :)
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And you know what they would do to the little monkey? Put you in a circus to make people pay big bucks to see the worlds tiny monkey.
 
ravensteve1961 said:
And you know what they would do to the little monkey? Put you in a circus to make people pay big bucks to see the worlds tiny monkey.
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It will never happen, ravensteve. I got the monkey tied up in the backyard, so he is not going anywhere in a spaceship tonight. :squint:
 
Ah,, i know where he is now!! Eh Eh,,,
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Plus i already contacted this agent to abduct the monkey and were leaving.
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Mayflower said:
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Oh, Mr. Chimp,

I think it is time for me to get that whip out.... those so called gorgeous women will be GONE!!!!
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You'll never catch up with me. I paid off some of the top brass in Starfleet Command NEVER to let you anywhere near a Federation vessel. Your honky ass is gonna be stuck on Earth while I go live like Hugh Hefner in a galaxy far, far away. :mrgreen: :nana:
 
Levonian said:
You'll never catch up with me. I paid off some of the top brass in Starfleet Command NEVER to let you anywhere near a Federation vessel. Your honky ass is gonna be stuck on Earth while I go live like Hugh Hefner in a galaxy far, far away. :mrgreen: :nana:
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Screw you, Space Monkey! I will just get passage on a Klingon vessel and hunt down your worthless chimpanzee ass. :Owned:
 
Mayflower said:
Screw you, Space Monkey! I will just get passage on a Klingon vessel and hunt down your worthless chimpanzee ass. :Owned:
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You gotta get by these guys first.
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