If you met God...

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If you met God when you died, what would be the first thing God say to you?

God: Is that you, Stevey? I heard a lot things about you. I can't believe you died while you were having sex. But that was fun to see your girlfriend freaked out.
 
:laugh2: that is so funny,

me i would say wow u are really jesus, thank god i believe in u on earth, well are u gonna let me thru as u seem to be blocking my way!
 
prolly --

God: Ally? What are you doing here? Do you think you belong here? *shakes head* Sorry, madam.... *shoves me to satan*
 
god: heya.

shao: heya.

god: (nods) yea.

shao: (nods) hm-mm

god: well. yea.

shao: (shrugs) yea...

god: so...

shao: well...

god: any questions?

shao: oh yeah. if i am not christian, why did you bring me here?

god:
 
If I meet God, then I know I am dead. I would ask him why he wants me there and not in hell.
 
Me: are you there god? it's me heather

God: don't you know you're supposed to capitalize the G? y'all supposed to captitalize my name damnit i'm a deity being
 
:laugh2: @ Complicated.

Me: I don't want to die yet. Please take me back so I can continue running AllDeaf!
 
Originally posted by compLicaTed
Me: are you there god? it's me heather

God: don't you know you're supposed to capitalize the G? y'all supposed to captitalize my name damnit i'm a deity being
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:rofl: thats a gooood one :thumb:
 
God: JR JR JR! what the hell you did on the earth, being stupidest, baddest, and idiot person

Jr: Well, I had to.

God: Why!?

Jr: you made me a deaf and I don't appericate it :mad2:
 
God: Hello
Me: I am an atheist
God pushes me back to my body and i spring back to life..
 
Me: Finally, i know the truth
God: yes you do
Me: so, where do I belong?
God: :press button: *cloud is opening up*
Me: falling down to hell :)
 
Originally posted by t e d d y
Me: Finally, i know the truth
God: yes you do
Me: so, where do I belong?
God: :press button: *cloud is opening up*
Me: falling down to hell :)
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just to join me? awwwwww ((cos i know ur an angel lol))
 
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: welcome to heaven!
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: eh? I can't hear you! *in sign language*
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: Oh yeah.. *snap to give me a heal and funcation to hear-able*
Hello? Can you hear me?
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: oh kewl *in sign language*
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: Oh darn, I forget to turn your function that allow you to speak in voice *snap*
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: Oh thank you, lord! Where is Katize? Is she around here?
 
God: "There you are..."
Kuif: "Sorry, I don't read lips. You're who?"
God tries to fix Kuif's hearing, but Kuif resists.
Kuif: "I prefer to stay deaf. Answer my question."
God: "I am your God."
Kuif: "My God?"
God: "Yes..."
Kuif: "I do not believe in a God who would allow people to judge against gay and lesbian ppl."
God: "ahhhh... if you beg for forgiveness for being gay, you can go to Heaven."
Kuif: "What, ask for forgiveness for being Gay? I did nothing wrong."
God: "..."
Kuif: "There are a lot of other worse ppl on Earth who murders, lies, steals and so on. I just happen to like same sex."
God sends Kuif back to Earth to reform the Christian religion, to teach tolerance and non-judgment of other people and to allow gay and lesbian ppl in churches.
 
God: Finally to meet you..
me: I am God.
God: Uh no, you are not.
me: I am God.
God: Okay, here's your one way ticket to the hell.
me: I am God.
 
me: why? why'd u let the earth go corrupt?
god: *shrugs flippantly* you scum wouldn't have it any other way.
me: scum!? *takes out a white glove and slaps god*
god: that hurt.
me: well at least now you know how we feel!
 
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