Id sell my screen name Grummer to the highest bidder, and let them to loyally impersonate me in according to a policy that they are meant to emulate my persona, including swearing, being critical, being funny, and must be intelligent enough. Applicationts would be stringently screened for at least two years to gain any considersation to be qualified and be added to the shortlist of potential survivor of 'The Legendary Grummer' internet personality. Shortly prior to my death and they would be drawned out of the shortlist of the prized identity lottery, to take place of the richest in surviving my infamous internet name- Grummer. ..and in the policy they are to oblige to carry this legend on, new imposters to live out the personality (and keep funding the cryo to keep me alive untill the bionic/cybory technology is perfected then reawake me...
Proceedings will go towards funding for my 'Deep freeze" to which I would go into the long term deep freeze inside the famous cryo frreezer for at least two hundred years. Hopefully, they would wake me up, carry out the advance Bio-neuro-mechanical engneering to hook me to a new bionic body and happy ever after...for another 500 years (food and nutrients science will have advanced so much by then) in addition... ..and in the policy they are to oblige to carry this legend on, new imposters to live out the personality (and keep funding the cryo to keep me alive untill the bionic/cybory technology is perfected then reawake me...
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