Levonian
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Patrice, there’s no fucking way you could afford a sperm bank. So here’s what you do. You go sneak into the Jerry Lewis Camp for the Mentally Challenged dressed as a bunny rabbit. You hide behind a bush with a bottle of Night Train and you wait for the retards to come along on their way to the crafts tent. When you see one you like, you whisper to him “hey—pssst—kid—I’m the magic Easter bunny. Come here and I’ll give you a chocolate egg”. When he comes over you drag him behind the bush, get him good and drunk, and give him the furry ride of his retarded life. Nine months later, you sue his parents and live off the settlement and his SSI. 