I Want to be a Postwhore

VamPyroX said:
It is nothing to be ashamed of. I've been a member longer than everyone else here. I'm a moderator here. I also do my best to make reasonable posts. I only make 15 posts a day. When AllDeaf v1.0 was around, I was making an average of 50 posts a day. Now, that made me a real post-whore! ;)
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I bow before the Master. :bowdown:
I will do my best. I shall always look to you as my shining beacon of inspiration.
 
sablescort said:
<---Not a regular postwhore considering in 1 1/2 years I only made over 1,500 posts....

Maybe I should be considered a post turtle :)
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I think you could call me a post snail. That's about to change here with all of you helping me out here. :ty:
 
Oh brother—I knew this would happen eventually. :roll: I think it’s time to take her in and have her meds evaluated. C’mon, honey—we need to go see the friendly doctor tomorrow. Now say goodnight and stop bothering these nice people…
 
Cheri said:
Of course being a redhead would help, Ravensteve wouldn't tell what color is your hair since he thinks his avatar's hair color is black. :eek: So, He might think you are a blonde, If so then welcome to the blonde club. :thumb:
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I could change my hair to blonde, but I might get some objections from Mr. Chimp. I got an idea! I could change to strawberry blonde, which can be either blonde or redhead. :ty:
 
Cheri said:
Yes, Make a thread about Mr Chimp Would love for you to tell me how the sounds of his snoring is when he is sleeping :giggle:
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I shall have to do some thinking on this. Mr. Chimp is very private in many ways with the exception of what he has shared so far on Alldeaf. I just might be able to let out a few of those out there for you ladies.:naughty:
 
Miss*Pinocchio said:
YOU NEED JESUS!!!! Don't become a postwhore, for crying out loud.
You'll be addicted to the internet... :nono:
Why gamble your life and time like that... you need to go take
a vacation... and smell fresh air...

:type:
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Um... I checked your profile and it said: Total Posts: 530 (39.43 posts per day)

Mayflower said:
The monkey says that I am very good at blabbing. He is always telling me to be quiet while he's watching television. I just might do a story on Mr. Chimp. Are you listening....
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Yes, we are listening... entertain us :D
 
Liebling:-))) said:
YES, I'm good listener.

Come and create your own thread to tell us about your Mr. Chimp. I'm sit with :popcorn:


I tried to be more postwhoring to reach 3,000 post to celebrate my own birthday on Friday but it seem not working :ugh2: (because "3" is my favorite number).
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I can see everyone sitting there with their :popcorn: and waiting. Hang in there. I shall try to come up with a thread for all of you.

As for your 3,000 post, you can do it. Your fingers will get tired from all of typing. :type: Just make sure you have a nice bowl of parafin bath waiting beside your keyboard.:thumb:
 
Mayflower said:
I can see everyone sitting there with their :popcorn: and waiting. Hang in there. I shall try to come up with a thread for all of you.

As for your 3,000 post, you can do it. Your fingers will get tired from all of typing. :type: Just make sure you have a nice bowl of parafin bath waiting beside your keyboard.:thumb:
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Create your thread right now then I'll be your postwhoring. I will praise you to raise my posts up to 3,000 on my birthday. It's my birthday wishes. ;)
 
Liebling:-))) said:
Create your thread right now then I'll be your postwhoring. I will praise you to raise my posts up to 3,000 on my birthday. It's my birthday wishes. ;)
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I will get to work on it asap. ;)
 
Ladies, I think Mr . Chimp is in need of a tranquilizer right now.


Any more suggestions anyone? :)
 
Mayflower said:
Ladies, I think Mr . Chimp is in need of a tranquilizer right now.


Any more suggestions anyone? :)
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Get him lot and lot of Barcardi or Vodka.
 
Hey, there's always the one liner posts, like this one....

Double up on these, or do about 10-15 of these per day. You'll be at 1000 in no time...you might even surpass Mr. Chimp!
 
Liebling:-))) said:
Create your thread right now then I'll be your postwhoring. I will praise you to raise my posts up to 3,000 on my birthday. It's my birthday wishes. ;)
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agreed.. hehe..
also you can made your own thread.. like "Ask me anything" or "what do you want to know about me" etc.. it will doubled your posting average... :)

~*!~*!~*!~*!~*GOOD LUCK*~!*~!*~!*~!*~
 
Mayflower, you have made my day by laughing all of this post and your poor hubby. :rofl:

Keep it up girl!!!!!!!!!!! I aint worry about my posts I just enjoy it. :D
 
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