I Want to be a Postwhore

Cheri said:
No, he had sperm on one side of his ears and she said what is that? Is that moose? I want some she put some on her hair and it was sticking up the whole time. :giggle: Yep It was the movie "Something about Mary"
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i loved that movie. it was a riot!! :thumb:
 
Fly Free said:
:rofl: OF COURSE u may!!!!

*offers Mayflower a choice of :whip: she would like* theres a vast variety!
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***Mayflower picked one and hid it under bed mattress***

Thank you Fly Free for your help.

:twisted:
 
zesty said:
i loved that movie. it was a riot!! :thumb:
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Yep, It was a riot, Remember that part where his public hair got stuck in his zipper :giggle:
 
Cheri said:
Yep, It was a riot, Remember that part where his public hair got stuck in his zipper :giggle:
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OMFG!! no.. it wasn't his pubic hair.. it was his BALLS!!! REMEMBER!?? BIG OUCHIE!!!! LMAO!!! and the ambulance came.. and the whole family saw the whole thing.. how embarrassing.. i would DIE if my bf did that!! :rofl:
 
zesty said:
OMFG!! no.. it wasn't his pubic hair.. it was his BALLS!!! REMEMBER!?? BIG OUCHIE!!!! LMAO!!! and the ambulance came.. and the whole family saw the whole thing.. how embarrassing.. i would DIE if my bf did that!! :rofl:
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It was really his balls?! I didn't know that, Must have been some big golf balls. :giggle:
 
:thumb: anytime Mayflower! have fun whipping Mr Chimp's :booty: make sure its nice n red to match YOUR hair! :rofl:
 
German time: 7.04 am

:shock: 10th pages here!!!!!!!!

I´m going to read through from my last post of 5th page when I´m in the office. I has to leave now for go work. I will be on the online again within 30 minutes time.... to read all of your posts.:shock:
 
Cheri said:
It was really his balls?! I didn't know that, Must have been some big golf balls. :giggle:
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yea.. if you watch it again.. look at it CAREFULLY!! you will see!! LOL
 
zesty said:
OMFG!! no.. it wasn't his pubic hair.. it was his BALLS!!! REMEMBER!?? BIG OUCHIE!!!! LMAO!!! and the ambulance came.. and the whole family saw the whole thing.. how embarrassing.. i would DIE if my bf did that!! :rofl:
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The movie was hilarious. Yes, it was his balls in that scene. The part about the semen fluid used as mousse, was pretty yucky. :roll:
 
Liebling:-))) said:
:shock: 10th pages here!!!!!!!!

I´m going to read through from my last post of 5th page when I´m in the office. I has to leave now for go work. I will be on the online again within 30 minutes time.... to read all of your posts.:shock:
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good morning liebgirl!! MWAHH!! :hug:
 
zesty said:
yea.. if you watch it again.. look at it CAREFULLY!! you will see!! LOL
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They didn't show his balls! Zesty! LOL I wish they did, that would be some movie. :giggle:
 
Mayflower said:
I have a confession to make. I want to be a postwhore. But I just don’t know how. I get so sad when I see everybody congratulating Vampy on his 11,000 or Cheri on her 5,000. And then I look at Angel, and zesty, and even our beloved ravensteve, and I realize that I will never be in their league, and it makes me sad. :( I have 72 lousy posts, or something like that. Can you people help me here? Will you take me under your wings and teach me how to postwhore with the big dogs? Please? I don’t really have anything else in life—I mean, I’m married to an ape for Chrissake. What’s a girl to do? Teach me to be a postwhore too. :tears: :sadwave:
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Its easy...just start a thread like this....and reply to everyone who responds...Those numbers will start racking up LOL
 
Mayflower said:
The movie was hilarious. Yes, it was his balls in that scene. The part about the semen fluid used as mousse, was pretty yucky. :roll:
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yes!! it was a RIOT!! i heard there is a part 2... i wanna see it!! have you guys seen it??
 
Liebling:-))) said:
:shock: 10th pages here!!!!!!!!

I´m going to read through from my last post of 5th page when I´m in the office. I has to leave now for go work. I will be on the online again within 30 minutes time.... to read all of your posts.:shock:
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Welcome back postwhore,
You have only 115 posts to go, to reach the 3000 post. You can do it. See you in a bit.

Mayflower:)

Isn't it cool that this thread is still running and have almost 200 posts. YAY!!
 
LOL....Its painful to even watch you guys talk about it, let alone watch it again in the movie. This is why I'm extremely careful when closing up LOL
 
Fly Free said:
:thumb: anytime Mayflower! have fun whipping Mr Chimp's :booty: make sure its nice n red to match YOUR hair! :rofl:
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Oh Boy, I hope Mr. Chimp doesn't see this post. :o
 
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