I just bought a guard dog

[rockin'robin]

and he's really good. I haven't been able to get in my house for the past three days.

 

[Kai Onca]

Lol. Snap!

 

[Bottesini]

 

[authentic]

your guardian dog is probably dead after 3 days of no water/food.

 

[The Joker]

Is this your Guard dog?

 

[sonocativo]

A burglar broke into my house. He heard someone say Jesus is watching you ! He quickly turned off the light and hid. Looking around he seen nothing then heard it again realizing it was my Parrot. He said, Did you say that? The Parrot replied back, Yes ! jesus is watching you! The Burglar asked Who are you? The Parrot said Im Moses!The burglar again said What idiot would name a bird Moses? My parrot replied: The same idiots that named the Rottwieller Jesus.