It's good to hear that you are doing better! You better be careful! I thought I was a walking accident! Well at least you have soccer as an excuse...
I don't know...you might have to compete with what happened to me this morning lol...
I ironed my shirt and bent down (don't look at my a**!) to pull the cord out of the wall plug. Well, my shoulder ran into the ironing board and knocked the ironer towards my face, brushed the side of my right face and poked me in the arm. So glad I don't look like I passed out in the sun and got sun-burnt on one side. No soccer involved. At all. Some skin was melted off on my arm, but it wasn't bad.
Your turn, friend-who-turned-my-room-pink.