Here’s a little clue, Bubba.
This entire thread
is intended as a joke! Since I'm obviously going to have to explain the humor to you, here goes: this thread uses a form of humor known as
satire or
parody—rhetorical devices which have existed since before the beginning of recorded literature.
Everybody got it except you.
Steel was just having a Junior Brain Fart moment.
Here’s another clue (damn, I’m being generous today).
Part of the humor of this thread derives from the fact that (brace yourself)
I’m not really a purple vibrator! I’m a regular member here, and have been so for over two years.
Barney is a sock puppet! This thread is intended to poke fun at all the histrionic whiners who threaten to leave AllDeaf but never do, while at the same time injecting some silly fun into the board. This is what AllDeaf was like a couple of years ago, before the all the trolls and the whiners and the humorless dimwits came along and fucked it up for everybody. Is any of this beginning to make sense? I sure hope so, cuz I gotta run now. My batteries just finished charging, and the neighbor’s German Shepherd is looking at me funny.
See ya!