Hyponotist's accident....

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THE AMAZING CLAUDE

It was opening night at the New Orpheum and The Amazing Claude was
topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude took to the stage, he announced:

"Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto
the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotise each and
every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Claude withdrew a
beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want each of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a
very special watch and has been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
quietly chanting,

"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."


The crowd become mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the
hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred
pieces.

"Shit!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean the seats in the theatre .....

:D :laugh2:
 
:laugh2: that's funni! Get a new watch clock and start hyponize them again into cleaning up the entire theatre, might be quicker that way hehehe
 
Katzie said:
:laugh2: that's funni! Get a new watch clock and start hyponize them again into cleaning up the entire theatre, might be quicker that way hehehe
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I was thinking the same thing -- but have yet gotten an email amending THAT incident. :D
If I do one day...THEN I'll post it in here!
 
ChelEler said:
Huh? I may have a blonde moment here, but I do not understand this. :dunno:
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okay the hypnotist said Shit cuz he dropped the watch but people thought that was the command cuz they were hyptonized......so they SHITTED literally when they heard him say "shit" that is why it took 3 weeks to clean up lol.......
 
BabyPhat21 said:
okay the hypnotist said Shit cuz he dropped the watch but people thought that was the command cuz they were hyptonized......so they SHITTED literally when they heard him say "shit" that is why it took 3 weeks to clean up lol.......
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OOOOOOoooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Now I get it! :rofl: :laugh2: Thanks!! Now I cannot shut up laughing! :rofl:
 
If the Amazing Claude does say "oh fuck" Image picture in your mind. LOL. everyone does fuck
 
WhoCare said:
If the Amazing Claude does say "oh fuck" Image picture in your mind. LOL. everyone does fuck
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That would be AWESOME!! :shock: Oops... did I say that outloud? :o
 
You all should have seen an actual hypnotist show we had here at RIT last month! It was amazing!
 
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