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A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to
get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are
you? Just look at you...you have no legs!
The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in
bed???"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door
bell didn't I?"
get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are
you? Just look at you...you have no legs!
The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in
bed???"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door
bell didn't I?"
No way!! LMAO!! 