How to say Hi to a girl without seeming like a creep?

It's not a syndrome, I prefer to call it "raising awareness to anger management issues"
 
i must be old fashioned or behind times but what the matter with good old fashion hi

THAT. It's the best way to meet people. If you're at a park - Strike up a conversation by saying "Hi, It's a nice day out here for a run, isn't it?" or something of that nature. If you're at a church, say - "Hi, God is good, praise him be." Wherever you and that person are at, strike up a conversation because usually when you're at a place - there's always a chance that there's some similarities/interests are found between you two.

Confidence is the key, I would like to think so.

Good Luck. :)
 
I used this "cheesy" one on my wife ... I remember it from a movie (forget which one) and it just cracks me up.

While grocery shopping we were strolling down the frozen food section. I suddenly and sternly tapped her to get her attention. When she looked at me, I signed "You really should not be in the frozen food section" with a very stern expression.

She of course asked "Why not?"

My reply was, "Because you are so hot, you will melt all the stuff" in a very provocative manner.


She :giggle: then she :roll:
 
DISCLAIMER: None of these are mine!

You can call me Gollum, because you're my precious.
Is your name Gilette, because you're the best a man can get.
You remind me of Toy Story, because you're giving me a woody.
Lets play Titanic, i shout iceberg and you go down on me.


I had a dream about you last night..........i went to the zoo.
You are definitely a 10...........on the richter scale.
If i had to put you on a scale.........you would break it.
Wow ive finally met a movie star......i thought you were amazing in Free Willy.
Were you born beautiful.......or have you always been that ugly?

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice, how you doin :cool2:

Girl you must have fell from heaven, because your face is all kinds of f***ed up

Excuse me is this seat taken? Thanks *takes seat to own table*

Are you in season?
 
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