How do you know when...?(Question #2)

My dates always tanked when I couldn't understand his mumbling. I told him "I'm tired and ready to go home" I couldn't take it anymore.
 
TXgolfer said:
Put a piece of lettuce in your teeth.......He will stare at that all night but won't say anything.... :lol:
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hohDougRN said:
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Is there something in my teeth?
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:giggle: I like this idea! Do you think I'll get a second date?:D
 
I once went out with a guy (I am not entirely sure it was a date) who just wanted to argue about world history events like the war of 1812. It didn't go anywhere outside of history class...
 
paperclip said:
I once went out with a guy (I am not entirely sure it was a date) who just wanted to argue about world history events like the war of 1812. It didn't go anywhere outside of history class...
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:lol: History stories stays in history class.
 
naisho said:
Nah, but the overwhelming scent of excess ammonia in the urine will drive your date away for sure. :cool2:
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Why would his date smell his pee????...........before the 5th date anyway :lol:
 
TXgolfer said:
Why would his date smell his pee????...........before the 5th date anyway :lol:
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Asparagus is a produce known to cause the body to produce high quantities of the compounds in uric acid/ammonia. :wave:

But, only a fixed percent of population have the genes responsible for detection of the metabolized scent. This is why you would want to avoid eating too much asparagus if you are in a social situation where it matters to you.

Just some of the things you can learn from upper chemistry and biology courses.
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naisho said:
Asparagus is a produce known to cause the body to produce high quantities of the compounds in uric acid/ammonium. :wave:

But, only a fixed percent of population have the genes responsible for detection of the metabolized scent. This is why you would want to avoid eating too much asparagus if you are in a social situation where it matters to you.

Just some of the things you can learn from upper chemistry and biology courses.
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I will be sure to write that down.... :lol:
 
craigm26 said:
I love that guy's style, but -sadly, too absorbed in career- I haven't watched all of his seasons yet (love the Bush one)
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"Drink Samuel L Jackson" is pretty funny. All the "Frontline" spoofs are good
 
TXgolfer said:
"Drink Samuel L Jackson" is pretty funny. All the "Frontline" spoofs are good
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heh. I'll be sure to check those out. I've been getting more into comedy.

Too bad Comedy Central was limiting Dave's artistic freedom (so he claims, but I respect profoundly).
 
TXgolfer said:
Ever see that skit on Dave Chappell???? Pretty funny
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Dave Chappell is awesome! Drink my beer B*tch! :lol:
naisho said:
Asparagus is a produce known to cause the body to produce high quantities of the compounds in uric acid/ammonia. :wave:

But, only a fixed percent of population have the genes responsible for detection of the metabolized scent. This is why you would want to avoid eating too much asparagus if you are in a social situation where it matters to you.

Just some of the things you can learn from upper chemistry and biology courses.
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:hmm: I knew it was a diuretic...I don't remember this part.:lol:
 
quirkylibra said:
Dave Chappell is awesome! Drink my beer B*tch! :lol:
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ROFL I often imitate this character from Dave Chappelle when I'm not wearing my hearing aids or the person is mumbling =P




... eeerm, what was the point of this thread? :shock:

I'm Rick James, (bleep) :cool2:
 
jinxedkitten said:
ROFL I often imitate this character from Dave Chappelle when I'm not wearing my hearing aids or the person is mumbling =P




... eeerm, what was the point of this thread? :shock:

I'm Rick James, (bleep) :cool2:
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Are you a "Super Freak"?
 
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