Ok this is what I do as a deaf person.. (edited version for fun)
I tried to listen for my keys, couldn't hear it so I had to look for it
Walk to my car, Neighbor yelled , I ignore him because I didn't hear him.
I realized My alarm been set off .. I hit the panic button with to turn it off and unlock the doors via remote. Looked at the neighbor and apologized.
Open the door
Get in
Put the keys in the ingnition.... opps, is it on? maybe I should try it again.. whoa that's a funny vibration feel...opps, it is already on.
Start the car
Put it in "D"
Press the gas pedal
Drive on the right side of the road, I tried to listen to my driving to steer but it is not working..I can't hear the road so I had to use my eyes.
Stop when cars in front of me stop, at a stop sign, at a red traffic light.... uh oh, the yellow light... should I speed up or slow down.. My ears are not telling me anything! I better slow down.
When changing lanes, I tried looking for honks.. don't see anything... I check rearview mirror to check for cars instead...
I follow all traffic laws
Sometimes I go over the speed limit
Sometimes I do not
I arrive at my destination
I park when there is space
I put the car on "P"
I turn the keys to turn off the car... is it off? oh duh, yeah it is... I'm holding the keys!
I open the door
I get out
I close the door
I turn on the alarm and lock it via remote
I go on my merry way.
That's how deaf people drive.
I tried to listen for my keys, couldn't hear it so I had to look for it
Walk to my car, Neighbor yelled , I ignore him because I didn't hear him.
I realized My alarm been set off .. I hit the panic button with to turn it off and unlock the doors via remote. Looked at the neighbor and apologized.
Open the door
Get in
Put the keys in the ingnition.... opps, is it on? maybe I should try it again.. whoa that's a funny vibration feel...opps, it is already on.
Start the car
Put it in "D"
Press the gas pedal
Drive on the right side of the road, I tried to listen to my driving to steer but it is not working..I can't hear the road so I had to use my eyes.
Stop when cars in front of me stop, at a stop sign, at a red traffic light.... uh oh, the yellow light... should I speed up or slow down.. My ears are not telling me anything! I better slow down.
When changing lanes, I tried looking for honks.. don't see anything... I check rearview mirror to check for cars instead...
I follow all traffic laws
Sometimes I go over the speed limit
Sometimes I do not
I arrive at my destination
I park when there is space
I put the car on "P"
I turn the keys to turn off the car... is it off? oh duh, yeah it is... I'm holding the keys!
I open the door
I get out
I close the door
I turn on the alarm and lock it via remote
I go on my merry way.
That's how deaf people drive.