Hi, please write your "Dear Santa..."

DeafSCUBA98 said:
dear santa,


please tell your elves to make those things.....

1. BBNT's new nuts...
2. oddball's new balls to make it even..
3. pinkster's joyful pink animals
4.pimpdaddypoose's new pimpster
5. Bullym0m's New retard bulldog
6. Destroy The Wonka chocolate factory and bulid a Coffee factory for javapride
7. new airplane for Fly Free and a tickets which worded "free flight"

.... more to come.. ask me santa (sorry if i'm making ur elves working too hard)

sincerly,
Eric
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Deafscuba,

Okay, Alrightly... My turn...
er um.. Dear Santa Clause..

Can you get Deafscuba into the tiny tank.. don't let him escape from tank. Make him feel more prision..
Let's Jolly Bell ....

Regards Bullym0m~
*chuckles*~:lol: :naughty:
 
Levonian said:
BabyPhat—Let me see if I’ve got this straight. You want to do a threesome with a 400 year old obese married guy and a dwarf???!!! You need help—and fast.
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Santa is hot and loaded. he is the most desirable man, everyone wants santa and to be on his list........;) and i said for him to spank me and give me an elf for a sex slave..........as some people here on AD know me, I like short guys ;) hehehehe ;)
 
Dear Father Christmas,

You might not find me in good ole Joisey anymore, after all, I have moved to Utah. I'm sure you knew that already. With my second move to SLC, things are a little hectic, but I ask for some peace and quiet this holiday season, and a little luck in finding a new apartment in a nice area for a reasonable price, and for finding a second job.

Also, I hope everyone here gets their wishes and have a wonderful holiday season.

Kuif
 
Dear Santa,

I want original set of Transformer (toy robot).

Sincerely, illustrator
 
:rofl: SCUBA HAHAHAHAHAH U SO FUNNY thats a SWEET WISH u made for me hahahahahha silly dude! hahaha
 
Dear Santa

I dont want anything for X-mas but I want to get Honda engine H22A for my sweetie's honda - He've been dying for one for quite a while now. That's all I want for X-mas.

Sincerely

AquaMaiden
 
BabyPhat21 said:
Santa is hot and loaded. he is the most desirable man, everyone wants santa and to be on his list........;) and i said for him to spank me and give me an elf for a sex slave..........as some people here on AD know me, I like short guys ;) hehehehe ;)
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I'll be your sex slave :)
 
Dear Santa,

I've been a real bastard this year... and next year hopefully will be worse than this years...

:barf:

So for Xmas.... I want a "Bastard Rating Meter" to gauge how naughty I have been.

Along with a harlem of women to assist my between the sheets needs every night...

:naughty:

Thank you...

WonderBum
 
BabyPhat21 said:
Santa is hot and loaded. he is the most desirable man, everyone wants santa and to be on his list........;) and i said for him to spank me and give me an elf for a sex slave..........as some people here on AD know me, I like short guys ;) hehehehe ;)
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Short in Height or short in.... oh I won't ask... :lol:
 
Dear Santa.....


Please, pretty please drop it off my front door the following things for xmas?

1) a new computer more nice if its a souped-up one for games.
2) cash to pay off my debts esp ones concerning with my Sable and ZX2 Escort
3) a house with a fence for my dear Dalmatian "Pongo" and a garage!, pwetty please?
4) a JOB offer for the wife so I can quit the 2nd job and have my weekends back.
5) Loads of learning toys for the girls
6) more xbox games with some special ones for the wife
7) Bush being thrown out of the white house
 
WonderBum said:
Short in Height or short in.... oh I won't ask... :lol:
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short in height silly!!! I believe the lack of height makes up for it :) you will be suprise how good and long (ya know) the short guys are :)
 
Dear Santa,

I want to live in a world where you will not have to work in to earn a living and a respectable status.
I want to live in a world where people live together in harmony.
I want to live in a world where nobody will be looked upon in disgrace for doing something stupid like drugs.
I want to live in a world where everyone is happy for their own cause.
I want to live in a world where sadness does not exist.

Ultimately, I want to live in paradise.

My final wish is... I want you to slap me silly (lightly, though, I have sensitive skin), since those are all mere fantasies that a lot of people want, but are oblivious to way too many simple-minded warmongers.

Regards.
 
Dear Santa

This is my Christmas list for you.

!. A new SUV
2. A private jet
3. An island full of Sport Illustrated bimbos
4. ... and of course a BIG bonus (hee hee)

Signed,

tekkmortal
 
Dear Santa,

Can I ride with you? Can I live with you in North Pole?

What I want for christmas:
I want a volkswagon beetle car
a toy
a puppy
a miracle
kick my dad's ass
A novela song "amor amor amor" by Luis Migue for mami

I hope you'll enjoy my chocolate choclate chip cookies! :D

~Weirdo~
 
Dear Santa,

I admit I hadn't been a good girl cuz i had been bitch on and off for all this year.. but at least i survived the worst part of 2003 so here is my most wanted list..

LAPTOP!!!!!

and my OWN damn AOL acct eh.. (who dont?)

*thinkin* more lipsticks under xmas tree nooo I meant more lipstick purses for xmas :angel:

nahh.. I am blessed to have friends who does truly believe in me..

to those emenies I have just send them a coal with my name written on it :nana:

Merry christmas!!!

not so innocent

Erica S********* (those who knows me knows my last name *snickers*)
 
BabyPhat21 said:
short in height silly!!! I believe the lack of height makes up for it :) you will be suprise how good and long (ya know) the short guys are :)
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hmph, I would like to meet your group of short guys because my shorty guys... :nono: .......

:wiggle:

I am 5'7" so ... every dude is short next to me, :lol:
 
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