Deafbajagal asked for responses from both adult posters here and those with children. that's why I responded. My post wasn't meant to be read as a reply from a parent's perspective.
However, now that you mention it, I do have a lot of contact with static as a parent (of hearing children). For example, everytime they go down slides and play on trampolines they get static and I can literally see it because their hair stands up. I supervise them when they play on such things and have to lift them down etc. Sometimes I go down the slide with them for safety reasons and can feel the shock underneath me. It still hasn't been a problem.
I do appreciate though that for a very child who doesn't know how to safely discharge the static it can be a pain to have to go back to the clinic and get the programs reloaded. I'm not negating the difficulty of this.