Help me! Someone is trying to kill me!

[DoVip]

:dj:April fool's day!:fruit::rl:

 

[drphil]

Are you sure it is an "April fools day" joke?
Not to be paranoia!

 

[whatdidyousay!]

I was thinking that too and this thread is right before the one about North Korea threatening to kill us! We have a 28 yo immature guy with a lot 'war toys' he is 'dying' to play with.

 

[Frisky Feline]

Too easy. Dovip usually makes thread that is humor.

Happy fool's day.

 

[caz12]

my god get a heari to say orange orange orange quick after each other,,,it prononces
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gulable

 

[dereksbicycles]

A retarded April fool joke. A dangerous biting feral cats would make better joke about hunting for rabbits than this one.

 

[rockin'robin]

Run...for your Life!....The Easter Bunny's boyfriend is after your arse!

 

[AlleyCat]

Run...for your Life!....

That's what I have to scream outside every morning so the squirrels and birds scatter quick before I let the dogs loose. I swear, that's what I do !!!

 

[rockin'robin]

That's what I have to scream outside every morning so the squirrels and birds scatter quick before I let the dogs loose. I swear, that's what I do !!!

.....guessing ur neighbors are sitting in their houses....thinking....:Ohno:....hope she's not got an AK47!

 

[AlleyCat]

.....guessing ur neighbors are sitting in their houses....thinking....:Ohno:....hope she's not got an AK47!

I wonder too what my neighbors are thinking.

 

[Oc318]

:dj:April fool's day!:fruit::rl:

Actually someone is trying to kill you. His name is Old Father Time