"he farted in my face"

My brother farted in my face years ago. I tried to fart in his face, but I failed. :aw:

I always farted. Longest fart I'd had in a dining room at my parents' house. I kept going farting while my dad ate something. He looked at me with his big blue eyes. LOL :laugh2:
 
femme Fatale said:
I have that lame habit too when I consume gassy beverage! LOL One night I made this terrible low sounding burp that got a friend's dog wound up and barking all over looking for the "perpetrator"! :giggle:
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My dog will wake himself up with his own! Lol
 
With 3 boys....farting was a daily thing around my house...and being deaf, I never could figure out which one farted...they always blamed each other or the dog....Anyway....farting is nature's way of saying "I'm still alive"...:giggle:
 
rockin'robin said:
With 3 boys....farting was a daily thing around my house...and being deaf, I never could figure out which one farted...they always blamed each other or the dog....Anyway....farting is nature's way of saying "I'm still alive"...:giggle:
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hmmm you sure? farting's a way of telling you to eat more fiber or adjust your diet :lol:
 
I hate you so much right now Grummer.... you have unleashed the thread of TMI that can never be forgotten.... Thanks.... *facepalm*
 
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