Have the Jehovah Witness people come to your door?

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deafdyke said:
On the other hand it would give them a taste of their own medicene. Can we send one to Crazymanwoot as well?
I'm FINE with Christianity.....but I don't like people telling me that I MUST follow THEIR way of thinking b/c their religion and take on Christianity is the ONLY RIGHT WAY, and people who think otherwise then them, are not following the right way. I appreciate that they want to win souls, and that they are sincere about it. Nothing wrong with that.....it's just the mentality that b/c I am not a Christian of their stripe I am hellbound.
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i understand your point of veiw, but i dont really want to see the general thread of this forum have a huge fight or debate that includes unrespectable members and insulting. It kinda get depressing around here. :D
 
everyones wrong!!!!

i am 14 years old and im a jw if you have a problem wit us just nicely tell us and we won't come to your door. and just because you put that door thing on your door dosen't stop us were not scared of it i think i kinda funny. you won't like it if we down any of your religions you have your way of thinking and we have ours.

ps if you do come to the door naked were most likely ganna laugh at how tiny you are!!!! LOL :mad: :lol:
 
Kalista said:
Dang... Was not the one selling condoms with flavor and glow at my door ? I am so sick of the Jehovan knock the door told me that the flag was not suppose to be hang up at my window. I told them F**K Off... They never came to my door.

It feels like that someone came to my door and preaching me about this or that.

:ugh:
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Oh hell yes they do stop by my house once in every six monthes. I abhor when they come to talk with me about God. I do not think they respect me for not believing in God. They might thought I will change my mind one day and be religious like em. They need to screw loose!

I don't mind to chat and chill out with them a bit. Its nice to have a company once in a while, but not fun when they just come to talk about God.
 
Yeah, I've been there. JW stubbornly ay our door. I told them whom I stand on my belief of who Jesus is. They trying to point out different view of Jesus in part true, but overall error. Then came to my door again and I reminding them who I stand and respect whom I believe and appreciate not to bother us. Then, brought like a group to make me believe what they believe. I said, in spite of your tring, its not going to change my belief who Jesus is. And they try to push me into their belief. But emphasize, did Jesus force anyone to believe what u believe? They didn't answer and they haven't come back since then.
 
melnaie said:
i am 14 years old and im a jw if you have a problem wit us just nicely tell us and we won't come to your door. and just because you put that door thing on your door dosen't stop us were not scared of it i think i kinda funny. you won't like it if we down any of your religions you have your way of thinking and we have ours.

ps if you do come to the door naked were most likely ganna laugh at how tiny you are!!!! LOL :mad: :lol:
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In the past I have had some JWs coming to my door and I have nicely told them that I do not want them to come back again because I was not interested in becoming a JW and that I was a member of another church but yet they didn't listen to me they kept coming back to my home several times. Even they go around to the back of my home to try to see if I was at home after I refused to open my front door for them :ugh2:
That shows how stubborn JWs are. I have nothing against people who are JW but I just wish they would respect us who do not want them coming to our homes.
 
melnaie said:
i am 14 years old and im a jw if you have a problem wit us just nicely tell us and we won't come to your door. and just because you put that door thing on your door dosen't stop us were not scared of it i think i kinda funny. you won't like it if we down any of your religions you have your way of thinking and we have ours.

ps if you do come to the door naked were most likely ganna laugh at how tiny you are!!!! LOL :mad: :lol:
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Hi, I know one who was JW till they kicked her out of JW because she was not "practicing" what they preached her. One thing they do not understand my friend was not educated well enough to understand their ways. JW does not work great for deaf people alike hers.
 
wickedeyed said:
u know what i'd do..
open the door naked...
when they look at me..

i'd scream

"you've sinned bitch!"
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:rofl:

I might just do that if a JW comes to my door at my new apartment....
 
When I lived in MN, I had a lot of biblethumpers coming to my door, including JW's. All too often they would ring the doorbell so early in the morning. One morning they rang my bell at like 6 am. I climbed out of bed wondering who the fuck be at my door so fucking early? I open door, see bible, *SLAM* the door!

You'd think they'd know better than to wake someone up so damn early!

After that, I made a sign that said "NO biblethumpers. I will call police." and put it on my door. After that, I never had another biblethumper bothering me again.

Now I moved to TX....hopefully I won't have to put that sign up here. So far, I haven't had a biblethumper come to my door yet.
 
nozobo said:
Reading all of this thread... y'll are making me smiling... reason? Don't be afraid of me or anything because my family are part of that religion Jehovah's Witnesses, I was raised in that religion my entire life... how do I feel about it? I'm tired of it already but I wished they shouldn't pushed me to be in that religion but I was younger and dumber :lol:....
The main reason J.W. ppl comes to your doors because they want to tell you their "Good news" blah blah, I am never good at telling people that news which I try to avoid telling ppl and made other tell them not me... Basically they're good religion but now I'm hearing some experiences from other people beside this AD2, I think no religion are a true real religion and it's just people's choices. As for now I choose nothing but believe it in my heart, that's all for now. If y'll have any questions go ahead ask me in my ask me question in my thread or post your questions here and I'll gladly to answer anything!:thumb:
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Well, it's fine if they have that religion or whatever, it's that what really annoys me is the people coming to my door all the time and they don't understand that I am not interested. They won't respect my wishes.
 
Kalista said:
In grade school there was always that one kid who separated himself from the class.

Maybe you noticed that he didn't take part in holidays like Christmas, Easter or Halloween. He would stand aside as everyone passed out valentines and sat by himself in a corner when everybody else was drawing pictures of Santa Claus.

Maybe you saw him respectfully stand up when it was time to salute the flag, but he didn't put his hand over his heart and say the Pledge of Allegiance like the rest of the class.

I was one of those kids. I was raised a Jehovah's Witness.
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Yeah, that happened to a friend of mine back in grade school, she was NOT allowed by her parents to participate in any holiday parties (Xmas party, etc) because of their religion. That kid was always so lonely and had to sit in another classroom doing her schoolwork while the rest of us had fun at the christmas party or whatever party it was, depending on the holiday. It got to the point where we all felt it was NOT fair to her, even the teachers agreed. We talked to her and decided to let her take part in the parties as long as she would not tell her parents about it.
 
Taylor said:
Reba, Your reply reminds me of a guy that I know. This guy is only 20 years old but comes from a very religious family and is a master debater when it comes to the bible and religious items. He is also a very well spoken person. He was at my house one time when JW's came by. He not only debated them, but had excellent counter points to whatever they brought up. He continually interupted them and would point out what is wrong with what they were saying and would have an excellent argument to back it up. In the end, I think he had almost converted them over to our side LOL

Somebody forwarded the below to me some time ago:

How to remove your house from the Jehovah's Witness' visit list:

1. Answer the door naked and carrying weaponry. (Immediate results.)

2. Pretend to be the slowest talking person in the world and see how long
their spirit of Christian charity lasts.

3. Answer every one of their questions with "What do you mean by that?"
This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing
bets on how long it takes for them to get flustered and leave.

4. Ask them to explain the story of Elisha and the Forty two children. You
may have to resort to another method to actually get rid of them, but
this will definitely make them sweat. (2 Kings, chapter 2, ummm...
somewhere near the end.)

5. Excuse yourself from your sitting room (or wherever) and DO NOT come
back.

6. Make a series of increasingly reprehensible fake phone calls (booky,
order for pornography, drug deal, obscene call, and if they are STILL
there, a tearfull confession to the police for the murder of the last
Witnesses who visited you.)

7. Pick an oft-repeated word in their lexicon (God, Jesus, heaven, it, the
etc.) and giggle whenever they utter it. If they ask you what's going
on, say "nothing, why?" in very even tones, and giggle again.

8. Same as #7, except say "beep" instead of giggling.

9. (Males only) Feign an intense interest in their spiel. Part way through,
begin putting on make-up, hosiery, a dress, the whole works. Make
encouraging noises (uh huh, I see...) throughout, and if they ask you
what you're doing, pull a #7. If they're still there when you are done,
ask them if they would please kindly leave as you have a hot date in ten
minutes.

10. Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God.
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:rofl: :gpost:
 
snoflkz said:
How would you feel if you found out your interpreter was a Jehova's Witness? I know twin sister interpreters that are Jehovas and a girl in my class who is in the interpreting training program ... isn't that interesting??? Comments are welcome!!
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I had an interpreter who is a JW many years ago but fortunately she respected me. Wish other JW's would do the same, simply respect me.
 
Reba said:
If a terp is following interpreter ethics, then the terp's religion shouldn't matter. While interpreting, a terp is supposed to keep personal beliefs and opinions to self. I know terps who are JW, and they don't "preach" while interpretting. It doesn't matter if a terp is JW, Catholic, Jewish, Republican, Communist, straight, gay, whatever; personal stuff is supposed to be kept personal.
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That's right. That's been the case with my JW terp...the only reason I knew she was a JW was because I said "Merry Christmas" and she simply said she doesn't celebrate Christmas because she is a JW and I was like Oh okay and that's all.
 
darkangel8603 said:
just get this doorknocker

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DANG! I truly love this idea! :cheers:
 
Nozobo's family is strong J.W. religious and it SURE drive me NUTS cuz nozobo brother is one hard core preacher, he dont take NO for answer and when if irst met him his first question was What relgious u were? im like :ugh2: and agure abt blah blah then gave me DVD and i threw it in the mircowave and buh bye. he has no respect for it.
 
Teekie said:
I've had some JW people coming to my door, I just simply tell them to please go away we're not interested and not to come again.. so far we have not had any coming to our door for about 2 yrs now.
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My answer is so simply to you: Put your USA FLAG on your door; JW hates USA Flag on door and can't knock your door! They will go aaway from you!
 
Throwstones said:
My answer is so simply to you: Put your USA FLAG on your door; JW hates USA Flag on door and can't knock your door! They will go aaway from you!
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How do you know? Do you have any proof? :dunno:
 
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