*walks up to closet door*
*sigh*
*insert key in keyhole, turns key*
*tumblers clicking*
*steps back one step*
*turns door knob*
*opens door*
*dives into foxhole*
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!*
*peeks out of foxhole*
*coughing in dust*
*getting out of foxhole, inch by inch*
*grunting with effort*
ahhhhh.
*standing up*
*sighs again*
RoadRunner, happy birthday, wherever you are!!!!