God = Alien?

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I came across this article and thought it was interesting...

Could God be an Extraterrestrial Being? « Reflections

It's very long.

One of my thoughts in this "God" issue was the idea that God was actually an alien being.

During one of my conversations with my friends, I came up with this really interesting... yet, possibly believable... theory of how we existed.

Adam and Eve were supposedly the first two "human beings" to exist on Earth.

A secret government or a group of alien scientists decided to do experiments on another planet. The found our planet... Earth. Seeing that this planet had no intelligent "thinking" beings, they decided to mess with nature. They took DNA from some apes and enhanced some strands making it different in nature. A pair of humans were created... Adam and Eve.

Since these scientists knew that these human beings wouldn't understand where they came from or who created them, the scientists decided to play "God". One of them announced himself as "God" and that he was the creator of the universe. As time went by, other scientists visited Earth to observe. However, they had to play along as well. So, they called themselves "Angels".

They wore white scientist outfits that reached as far as their knees. They wore head devices that appeared to be gold or glowed. These devices could be a number of things: recording, lights, mental telepathy enhancers, etc. To avoid leaving their own footprints, they hovered (either with hovering technology or they were capable of hovering).

Oh, wait... doesn't all of these sound familiar? Angels have white gowns that go as far as past their knees. They have glowing or golden halos. They have wings.

Remember what I said about technology and magic? Magic is unknown or misunderstood technology. If you visited cavemen in the past and presented them with a lighter in your hand, they would visualize you as a god with the ability to create fire with your hands. If they made cave drawings of you, they would show you with your hand extended and fire coming from it.

Well, in this case... the same thing applies. They see a white scientist outfit and assume it's a full-body gown. They see something on your head, don't know how to explain exactly what it is, and visualize it as a halo. They see you hover, but don't know how you do it... but they see birds flying around with wings and put one-and-one together... WINGS! So, they visualize you as an angel wearing white gowns, a halo on your head, and wings.

Now, back to God... what happened next? Of course, he and his scientists continued to do experiments observing how things have changed. People were born. Times changed. They probably manipulated the DNA on other parts of the world creating Asian, African, European, Mandarian, and many other races.

As the Old Testament goes... God disappeared. As the New Testament goes... Jesus appeared. Oh, wait... Jesus? Have you heard of artificial insemination? We're doing it right now! Ever heard of those alien abduction stories where humans are abducted and given an anal probe... or anything else that comes to mind? Well, that probably happened. They decided to do one last experiment before leaving for good and that experiment was to artificially inseminate a virgin to see what would happen. So, they abducted Mary... made her pregnant... dropped her off... and she doesn't remember a thing. The next day, a scientist appears and says, "You are pregnant with a man named Jesus. He will rule the world!"

Of course, these people will be extremely gullible... so they believe it.

Since this baby is possibly an alien off-spring, it carried the intelligence of God.

Ever notice how the New Testament skips a lot of his teenage life? That's probably because no one saw him during those years. He was probably abducted by the aliens to be educated on intelligence and how to follow along as "God". After he returns, he knows how to manipulate nature with the help of his fellow scientists... and knows the secret of many things. When Jesus is killed, the scientists realize that the humans are not ready or are too overly paranoid of superior beings... they decide to leave for good. They take Jesus, allow him to heal (with his alien technology), and then return to Earth for one last goodbye before he's gone forever to join his alien friends.

Now, we're without proof of God... except vague descriptions by inferior human beings who weren't intelligent enough to really understand what happened.
 
Who created the alien scientists?
 
Bwahaha, I've heard of it before. Don't believe in it myself, its hilarious however.


Edit: I noticed Reba is applying hardcore skepticism logic to THIS asking all the right questions you should be asking yourself when you pick up a bible.
 
Who created the other group of aliens?

Or, from whom did they evolve?
More aliens. It goes as far back as infinity.

I don't believe that God just "appeared".
 
Hmm... I'll have to check it out.

*checking Blockbuster Online*

It's not a 4 star movie but Tony Amendola from StarGate SG1 plays Marduk in that movie. (Tony played as Bra'Tac in SG1). It's a Made for TV movie (aired on Sci-Fi)
 
More aliens. It goes as far back as infinity.

I don't believe that God just "appeared".
So there's an infinite line of aliens? Aliens have no beginning?

If aliens can just "appear", why can't God?

If there are aliens, God created them and their universe. :)
 
So there's an infinite line of aliens? Aliens have no beginning?

If aliens can just "appear", why can't God?

If there are aliens, God created them and their universe. :)


:giggle: Good one :)
 
Interest story here.



DNA from apes to create us? If they are really some kind of alien sciencists in white coat then they must be human beings too so how do they create human being in first place if they create apes then led men to believe we all come from apes. Apes do not create human beings. Human beings created everything here. God created us and is still creating universe. Universe never stop growing and expanding. as far as I know of earth is dying and one day earth will be expired billions years from now. Then who knows we travel to other blue planet and root there to live? just alike they did here long time ago?

As far as I know of God is not alien for one He is everywhere.
 
So there's an infinite line of aliens? Aliens have no beginning?

If aliens can just "appear", why can't God?

If there are aliens, God created them and their universe. :)

Who created God? And who created the God of the God you know of now? And who created that God? And that God? And so on.

Before you say your God is eternal, that still doesn't answer the question of who created God to even exist (eternally) in the first place. Wrap your head around that.
 
Interest story here.



DNA from apes to create us? If they are really some kind of alien sciencists in white coat then they must be human beings too so how do they create human being in first place if they create apes then led men to believe we all come from apes. Apes do not create human beings. Human beings created everything here. God created us and is still creating universe. Universe never stop growing and expanding. as far as I know of earth is dying and one day earth will be expired billions years from now. Then who knows we travel to other blue planet and root there to live? just alike they did here long time ago?

As far as I know of God is not alien for one He is everywhere.

DNA contains genetic information (a set of instructions to make eyes, ears, etc). That same set of DNA strand can cause mutated cancer genes as well. Yes, the very same Cancer that kills millions and millions of people. That same cancer that is killing millions of women with breast cancer.

And we all know it wasn't Satan who inserted the Cancer part into the DNA genetic make up. Wonder who it could be. . .
 
Who created God? And who created the God of the God you know of now? And who created that God? And that God? And so on.

Before you say your God is eternal, that still doesn't answer the question of who created God to even exist (eternally) in the first place. Wrap your head around that.


God is eternal :D
 
Remember what I said about technology and magic? Magic is unknown or misunderstood technology. If you visited cavemen in the past and presented them with a lighter in your hand, they would visualize you as a god with the ability to create fire with your hands. If they made cave drawings of you, they would show you with your hand extended and fire coming from it.
Interesting concept.


Speaking of god-like ability, if I were to take a "simple" device such as...oohhhhh.. say a microwave and take it with me back just a few hundred years...they would consider me a God with awesome power. (Reheating food in a matter of seconds? Even just 100 years ago, it sounded SO far fetched and magical sounding)

Or the second coming of Jesus for that matter. "Okay people, come get your hot-pockets. This means my body. And please leave your swords out of my microwave. kthanxAmen"
 
Who created God? And who created the God of the God you know of now? And who created that God? And that God? And so on.
God is an immortal spirit being. Vampy's "aliens" are mortal physical beings, and he admitted that they came from previous generations.

Before you say your God is eternal, that still doesn't answer the question of who created God to even exist (eternally) in the first place. Wrap your head around that.
In Vampy's scenario, the "aliens" lived on another planet before becoming involved in its population. He kept adding generations of ancestors to the alien scientists.

In the Bible scenario, God first created a planet for the humans. God was there before the beginning.

Yes, God is eternal, and made-up aliens aren't. No one created God.

Vampy's theory of "God = alien" doesn't work because God and "aliens" don't have the same attributes.

No one created God because He isn't a creation; He's the Creator.
 
If he's the Creator, who created the Creator?

What. You know its a valid question, but for the sake of argument this will be a never ending loop. I'm pretty sure your next response will be "you just don't get the concept of an eternal God".

To get around that, you must prove that God exists. And of course this falls outside the scope of this thread, so with that said so I shall withdraw from this branch of argument.
 
Interesting concept.


Speaking of god-like ability, if I were to take a "simple" device such as...oohhhhh.. say a microwave and take it with me back just a few hundred years...they would consider me a God with awesome power. (Reheating food in a matter of seconds? Even just 100 years ago, it sounded SO far fetched and magical sounding)

Or the second coming of Jesus for that matter. "Okay people, come get your hot-pockets. This means my body. And please leave your swords out of my microwave. kthanxAmen"


It would be hard to use microwave cauz there was no electricity for the amazing MW! Utterly useless product....
 
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