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I came across this article and thought it was interesting...
Could God be an Extraterrestrial Being? « Reflections
It's very long.
One of my thoughts in this "God" issue was the idea that God was actually an alien being.
During one of my conversations with my friends, I came up with this really interesting... yet, possibly believable... theory of how we existed.
Adam and Eve were supposedly the first two "human beings" to exist on Earth.
A secret government or a group of alien scientists decided to do experiments on another planet. The found our planet... Earth. Seeing that this planet had no intelligent "thinking" beings, they decided to mess with nature. They took DNA from some apes and enhanced some strands making it different in nature. A pair of humans were created... Adam and Eve.
Since these scientists knew that these human beings wouldn't understand where they came from or who created them, the scientists decided to play "God". One of them announced himself as "God" and that he was the creator of the universe. As time went by, other scientists visited Earth to observe. However, they had to play along as well. So, they called themselves "Angels".
They wore white scientist outfits that reached as far as their knees. They wore head devices that appeared to be gold or glowed. These devices could be a number of things: recording, lights, mental telepathy enhancers, etc. To avoid leaving their own footprints, they hovered (either with hovering technology or they were capable of hovering).
Oh, wait... doesn't all of these sound familiar? Angels have white gowns that go as far as past their knees. They have glowing or golden halos. They have wings.
Remember what I said about technology and magic? Magic is unknown or misunderstood technology. If you visited cavemen in the past and presented them with a lighter in your hand, they would visualize you as a god with the ability to create fire with your hands. If they made cave drawings of you, they would show you with your hand extended and fire coming from it.
Well, in this case... the same thing applies. They see a white scientist outfit and assume it's a full-body gown. They see something on your head, don't know how to explain exactly what it is, and visualize it as a halo. They see you hover, but don't know how you do it... but they see birds flying around with wings and put one-and-one together... WINGS! So, they visualize you as an angel wearing white gowns, a halo on your head, and wings.
Now, back to God... what happened next? Of course, he and his scientists continued to do experiments observing how things have changed. People were born. Times changed. They probably manipulated the DNA on other parts of the world creating Asian, African, European, Mandarian, and many other races.
As the Old Testament goes... God disappeared. As the New Testament goes... Jesus appeared. Oh, wait... Jesus? Have you heard of artificial insemination? We're doing it right now! Ever heard of those alien abduction stories where humans are abducted and given an anal probe... or anything else that comes to mind? Well, that probably happened. They decided to do one last experiment before leaving for good and that experiment was to artificially inseminate a virgin to see what would happen. So, they abducted Mary... made her pregnant... dropped her off... and she doesn't remember a thing. The next day, a scientist appears and says, "You are pregnant with a man named Jesus. He will rule the world!"
Of course, these people will be extremely gullible... so they believe it.
Since this baby is possibly an alien off-spring, it carried the intelligence of God.
Ever notice how the New Testament skips a lot of his teenage life? That's probably because no one saw him during those years. He was probably abducted by the aliens to be educated on intelligence and how to follow along as "God". After he returns, he knows how to manipulate nature with the help of his fellow scientists... and knows the secret of many things. When Jesus is killed, the scientists realize that the humans are not ready or are too overly paranoid of superior beings... they decide to leave for good. They take Jesus, allow him to heal (with his alien technology), and then return to Earth for one last goodbye before he's gone forever to join his alien friends.
Now, we're without proof of God... except vague descriptions by inferior human beings who weren't intelligent enough to really understand what happened.
Could God be an Extraterrestrial Being? « Reflections
It's very long.
One of my thoughts in this "God" issue was the idea that God was actually an alien being.
During one of my conversations with my friends, I came up with this really interesting... yet, possibly believable... theory of how we existed.
Adam and Eve were supposedly the first two "human beings" to exist on Earth.
A secret government or a group of alien scientists decided to do experiments on another planet. The found our planet... Earth. Seeing that this planet had no intelligent "thinking" beings, they decided to mess with nature. They took DNA from some apes and enhanced some strands making it different in nature. A pair of humans were created... Adam and Eve.
Since these scientists knew that these human beings wouldn't understand where they came from or who created them, the scientists decided to play "God". One of them announced himself as "God" and that he was the creator of the universe. As time went by, other scientists visited Earth to observe. However, they had to play along as well. So, they called themselves "Angels".
They wore white scientist outfits that reached as far as their knees. They wore head devices that appeared to be gold or glowed. These devices could be a number of things: recording, lights, mental telepathy enhancers, etc. To avoid leaving their own footprints, they hovered (either with hovering technology or they were capable of hovering).
Oh, wait... doesn't all of these sound familiar? Angels have white gowns that go as far as past their knees. They have glowing or golden halos. They have wings.
Remember what I said about technology and magic? Magic is unknown or misunderstood technology. If you visited cavemen in the past and presented them with a lighter in your hand, they would visualize you as a god with the ability to create fire with your hands. If they made cave drawings of you, they would show you with your hand extended and fire coming from it.
Well, in this case... the same thing applies. They see a white scientist outfit and assume it's a full-body gown. They see something on your head, don't know how to explain exactly what it is, and visualize it as a halo. They see you hover, but don't know how you do it... but they see birds flying around with wings and put one-and-one together... WINGS! So, they visualize you as an angel wearing white gowns, a halo on your head, and wings.
Now, back to God... what happened next? Of course, he and his scientists continued to do experiments observing how things have changed. People were born. Times changed. They probably manipulated the DNA on other parts of the world creating Asian, African, European, Mandarian, and many other races.
As the Old Testament goes... God disappeared. As the New Testament goes... Jesus appeared. Oh, wait... Jesus? Have you heard of artificial insemination? We're doing it right now! Ever heard of those alien abduction stories where humans are abducted and given an anal probe... or anything else that comes to mind? Well, that probably happened. They decided to do one last experiment before leaving for good and that experiment was to artificially inseminate a virgin to see what would happen. So, they abducted Mary... made her pregnant... dropped her off... and she doesn't remember a thing. The next day, a scientist appears and says, "You are pregnant with a man named Jesus. He will rule the world!"
Of course, these people will be extremely gullible... so they believe it.
Since this baby is possibly an alien off-spring, it carried the intelligence of God.
Ever notice how the New Testament skips a lot of his teenage life? That's probably because no one saw him during those years. He was probably abducted by the aliens to be educated on intelligence and how to follow along as "God". After he returns, he knows how to manipulate nature with the help of his fellow scientists... and knows the secret of many things. When Jesus is killed, the scientists realize that the humans are not ready or are too overly paranoid of superior beings... they decide to leave for good. They take Jesus, allow him to heal (with his alien technology), and then return to Earth for one last goodbye before he's gone forever to join his alien friends.
Now, we're without proof of God... except vague descriptions by inferior human beings who weren't intelligent enough to really understand what happened.