Georgia man comes to court drunk to answer public intoxication charges

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LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. — Police arrested a Lawrenceville man accused of showing up drunk to the city’s municipal court to answer to previous public intoxication charges.

Police charged 49-year-old Phillip Ingram with being under the influence at City Hall.

It happened after an officer believed he smelled alcohol coming from Ingram Tuesday. Ingram was checking in at Lawrenceville Municipal Court on a public intoxication charge about 1 p.m.

An officer confronted Ingram and police say a breath analysis later registered his blood alcohol level at .14, nearly twice the limit for driving.

Lawrenceville police sat this is Ingram's 13th arrest by Lawrenceville police since 2003.

Georgia man comes to court drunk to answer public intoxication charges | jacksonville.com
 
Clearly a bum, you bum.
 
Just another alky and he made the news just because he's deaf? Oh, no, we are normal! :P
 
I say... the entire lot of them are intoxicated. Gentlemen attempting to fondle my fanny... I shall strike those who become too inebriated.

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Oh Phil he had a sip or two before he showed for court
The judge he weren't to happy and his time was runnin short
I think I'll throw the book at you and take your license now
But Phil don't drive no car He rides a cooooooowwww

Man you best stop drinkin
Your body and breath is stinkin
I sure hope you are listenin to me phil
guvmint might come a lookin
wundrin what we're cookin
Oh man I hope they don't find that stillllll

[TXgolfer fiddle solo]

After 5 minutes a ponderin the judge was ready to rule
he stared right inta Phils eyes said you been a fool
The judge sent oh Phil to his cell but saidI think I'll join you
Cause son this here is Georgia and I've been drinkin toooo

Man you best stop drinkin
Your body and breath is stinkin
I sure hope you are listenin to me phil
guvmint might come a lookin
wundrin what we're cookin
Oh man I hope they don't find that stillllll

[Koko solo on the pi ana]

[Jiro joins in on washboard]

[PFH joins in on the jug]

The judge was sympathizin he felt sorry for his new cell mate
He'd known him since he was a babe he knew this was his fate
He broke the news to ol Phil and boy he knew he'd take it bad
Said son you should kno I am your Uncle and I'm also your Daaaad

[Fast fiddle]

God bless Georgia ya'll Bye bye
 
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BTW Tousi was supposed to be on Steel Guitar but he was off chatting with groupies.
 
Tousi said:
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dunno about Steinhaur....but my daddy had several "stils" in the backwoods of N.C. ....and sold it in Mason quart jars....Moonshine or "White Lightning" is really lethal, caused my Daddy to have a stroke, and brain damage, so he died an early death due to alcohol.
 
My brother got caught driving drunk on Thanksgiving Day and the police called our parents to come pick him at the station. My dad when to pick him and dad was drunk too! Dad got the station and said " Son , I told you not to drive drunk"! The police let dad drive home drunk!
 
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