funny but true thing that happened

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The other day, my friend asked me "What is 69?" I was like :jaw: I was thinking "oh my goodness! she doesn't know what that is??" So then she said "Well is it a highway or an interstate?" I had a big sigh of relief! She saw my facial expression and said "Well, what did you think I was asking you?" and I replied "I thought you were asking about a sex position!" We both laughed so hard!
By the way, you should know that we live nearby hwy 69, so she really was asking about that. I guess I am just dirty minded lol.

Anybody have anything funny but true situation similar to that?

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you would lose the dirty mind game hehehe, if you dont know the game, check the other thread on sex games ;)
 
lol yeah I did see that game on other thread.

I wanna hear some funny but true stories that happen to you guys. Anybody?
 
bamagal said:
lol yeah I did see that game on other thread.

I wanna hear some funny but true stories that happen to you guys. Anybody?
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how about you hmm ?
 
funny but true? this is a strange.... request. Because... everybody has their own aspect of what is funny and true for them. ;-)

It is hard to think up a story that is "true" and funny at a same time because for me everything is ~hilarious~. :rofl:

Hmmph... you want a funny story regarding with the misunderstanding of a certain word or phrase?
 
the funny but true story????

all i can say some of the stories i already shared, humm im trying to think of the most recent one! sowwy lemme think then ill share :) hehehe
 
When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?















The Dentist! :mrgreen:
 
When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?


The Dentist!
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:lol:
Hmph... There is an "c/aunt" joke like that in another thread somewhere...

aha, i found several good sarcastic jokes online-
"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works."
"He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory. "
"Now we know why some animals eat their own children"
"Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn."

I don't know if you would find this hilarious. I think they are good quips when dealing with [aheming] low-than-average folks. :-D
 
True Joke of the Day @ http://www.toomuchsexy.org/archives/2003/01/19/true_joke_of_the_day.php

I once got an especially helpful reply to a question I asked on Microsoft’s on-line tech support service. I wrote back to thank them for a complete and concise reply, and said how much I appreciated it.

The next day I had a response:

“We are looking into the problem and will contact you with a solution as soon as possible.”
 
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