**Fun** Pick the month you were born:

I yelled at my best friends' boyfriend Under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want <<<< That's mine! :lol:

I danced with a phone In line at the bank because I'm a Ninja! <<<< That's my wife's! :lol:
 
I yelled at my best friends' boyfriend, riding a motorcycle because I can. <----I have never done this before. :giggle:
 
I loved a gangster at the dinner table because I think I need serious help <---- Thats my better half's... I like it :D
 
I jumped on my mobile phone on your car because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

:rofl2::rofl2:
 
Phillips!

This is one of the most hilarious thread I have seen in a while!

Good one! :D
 
I ran over my brother in the elevator because I'm sexy and I do what I want :laugh2::D
 
I karate chopped my best friends's boyfriend on your car because I'm cool like that. :lol:
 
HUH? I loved a football player at the dinner table cuz Im sexy and I do what I want?

That sounds more like Oceanblue7's kinky Tom Brady dream :laugh2:
 
HUH? I loved a football player at the dinner table cuz Im sexy and I do what I want?

That sounds more like Oceanblue7's kinky Tom Brady dream :laugh2:

Ohhhhhh the secret is out! U are in love with a football player!!!! :giggle:
 
Naw, we just misinterpreted it- it should say a brazilian woman futbol player, and a mahogany dinner table :D
 
HUH? I loved a football player at the dinner table cuz Im sexy and I do what I want?

That sounds more like Oceanblue7's kinky Tom Brady dream :laugh2:

Maybe, we can swap birthdays :rofl2:
 
I sang to my neighbor in your bathroom, because I can. :giggle:
 
I yelled at my brother in a hole because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
 
I licked a football player in line at the bank because big bird said to and he's my leader
 
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