I understood a majority of it, but there are certainly sections that I'm missing something....
The general gist I get is that her car wasn't working and it should have been covered under the warranty as it wasn't over 70,000 miles. The guy at the service shop did some fixin and then told her she had to pay, she thought she didn't but basically was like "well.... ok" and paid, but the car still wasn't fixed and she took it back and the guy fixed it up some more and told her she needed to pay, and she said no and left. From there, I think what happened is she looked up in the car manual what the warranty policy is, and found it says up to 70,000 miles. So she called the head guy of Ford and basically told him what was up, he checked his computer and didn't see anything about her "case", and she was like "I gots da paper here!" so he called the Ford shop and was going over it with them and they were like "yeah, she was here" and he was like "well why the F isn't in my computer? When someone comes in there you have to put it into your system b**ches! You need to fix her car RIGHT NOW and she won't pay a CENT!". They called me back and said they called the manager and boss of the service shop, and they said oh we're so sorry yadda yadda. She thought they were really taking advantage of her because she's deaf and she'll just do whatever they tell her, and that ain't right. Well, the next day the car was running great, but guess what? The repo man showed up and said you didn't pay to get your car fixed up! She was like, hey I have my receipt here that shows everything, and was like "nope doesn't count gimme da car!" and she was like "hang on a sec..." closed the door and called the cops. Then she heard him bangin tryin to get her truck out of her garage, and he was yellin that her truck should be parked on the sidewalk (that may be entirely wrong....), anyway she called the cops and explained it wasn't a real emergency, but was having some problems. 4 cops showed up, but the repo guy was gone. She explained what happened, they got everything together. (this next part I'm not quite sure on...) Sooo, the next day she finished paying something....missed this entire thing, can't really understand it.... but some guy asks her where is the man who ______, she says one or two blocks down the street from my house. **Turns out it wasn't really a repo guy at all, it was a fake one! So the cops go there and give the guy a ticket for trying to break into her garage and take her car.
That's mostly what I get...... would be great if someone has the time to do a detailed translation!
**Thanks to Sequoias for that tidbit.... I thought the sign of the X off the nose was "trick" or variation of "false", but wasn't sure.