For Endymion

[me_punctured]

To the headless provocateur in an imitated Armani suit,

We're not in kindergarten anymore. If you have a pressing need to pick on me, at least do it here without deflecting the topic of "Fat Americans using more petrol."

How would you like your underwear pulled out of your pants? Feel like a wedge tonight?

me_punctured

 

[Endymion]

Wedgies! Fun! I'll administer them, thankyouverymuch.

 

[me_punctured]

Nuh-huh. I'm administering the wedgies. You're the recipient.

If you're all what you claim to be, you'll show your face to the world. You can't hide in the little boys' bathroom forever. Come lunch, meet me by the monkey bars.