Flatulence forces plane to land

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THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.

Flatulence forces plane to land
 
Oh, boy. I don't think it is funny to do that. Never play with the fire in the planes.
 
just did that at my apartment .. phew! lol Just kidding I guess that woman has a brain-less.
 
these poor people has to "delay" their times or their schedules!

Dang. that's not so smart just to covering her phewie!
I'm sorry but I'm laughing and think this is really DUMB thing
to do that on the plane!


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Wendy
 
My gosh!! On a plane? Wow...where has her common sense had gone? Use perfume next time? Oh wait a min..no liquids..hmmm ummmm...hold it in until the plane lands! :giggle:
 
It states she had a medical condition, which is understandable, but that's what the restroom is for.
 
I know..was being scarcastic cuz it is just sooo dumb of her to light up a match.

Well...go to the bathroom is the only answer. Poor lady.
 
use cork cover for her butt .. lol

I think a butt plug would work a lot better!

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Maybe she was one that eat too much beans and her hubby isn't on the plane, and it was her lucky day they served beans. Look at my comment in Joke secetion as well.
 
I think a butt plug would work a lot better!

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Lucia... Ohhhh... You use the butt plug for other purposes? wink...

Anyway, seems that this lady had a serious medical problem and she couldn't help it.

I taught class one semester and that good looking lady has the same problem. I forgot what the term is. She kept farting every class. It ended up that the students wouldn't sit too close to her. I felt bad for her.
 
that not funny get on the land as flatulence!

i never been flatulence at plane but mostly people got one its so GROSS!
 
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