FDA Warns Viagra Users May Suffer Hearing Loss

VamPyroX said:
*husband takes a viagra pill*

Husband: "Honey, guess what... I finally got a hard-on!"

Wife: "Wow, that's great!"

Husband: "Let's have sex right now!"

Wife: "Okay! Jump in!"

Husband: "Well? Do you want to have sex?"

Wife: "Yes, hurry... before you lose your erection!"

Husband: "Honey, why aren't you talking? Have you lost your desire for sex?"

Wife: "No, I'm telling you... jump in bed!"

Husband: "Gee... I guess there's no sex tonight. What a waste of money on those pills!"
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:bowlol: good one Vampy! haha..
 
Cousin Vinny said:
I can easily see Viagra sales skyrocketing after this slick advertising campaign;

"Now... With Viagra, you can tune out your lady during pillow talk after sex!!!"

*ducking tomatoes!* :dance:
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hahaha,
 
Just can see these conversations of how peeps became deaf or hoh from using Viagra!

Someone at a party says: "How did you become deaf?"

Tony: "Lost my hearing in a motorcycle accident."
Jill: "Was born deaf."
Jane: "Yep, me too!"
Bill, embarassed: "Ummm...... well... "
 
Kaitin said:
Could be HoH/deaf AND blind! Careful! :shock: :D

From MSNBC: Blindness noted in men using impotence drugs

WASHINGTON - Federal health officials are probing reports of blindness among dozens of men who used Viagra and other impotence drugs — but at the same time cautioning that the vision loss can be linked to the same illnesses that lead to impotence.
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It reminds me of the old myth.... if you masterbate, you will go blind.
 
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