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Do you make the same resolutions every new year and never keep them? Why don't we resolve things we can actually accomplish? Here are 13 lucky resolutions that most of us can keep:
1. I want to gain weight – at least 15 pounds.
2. I pledge to begin signing just when someone turns away, then stop when they turn back.
3. I solemnly vow to read less and watch more TV.
4. Starting immediately, I’ll be superstitious.
5. I must put everything off till tomorrow – or the next day.
6. I resolve to misunderstand AllDeaf posts and comment off topic.
7. I need to drink too much more often.
8. I would like a new habit – maybe smoking or signing to myself.
9. I plan to stop wasting time and energy with exercise.
10. No more bringing lunch from home – I’ll beg others for some of theirs.
11. I promise to stop giving money to charity.
12. I will remember to nag my significant other every day.
13. It is my personal goal to bring back disco.
1. I want to gain weight – at least 15 pounds.
2. I pledge to begin signing just when someone turns away, then stop when they turn back.
3. I solemnly vow to read less and watch more TV.
4. Starting immediately, I’ll be superstitious.
5. I must put everything off till tomorrow – or the next day.
6. I resolve to misunderstand AllDeaf posts and comment off topic.
7. I need to drink too much more often.
8. I would like a new habit – maybe smoking or signing to myself.
9. I plan to stop wasting time and energy with exercise.
10. No more bringing lunch from home – I’ll beg others for some of theirs.
11. I promise to stop giving money to charity.
12. I will remember to nag my significant other every day.
13. It is my personal goal to bring back disco.
