Does your kid fart in the store??

LOL! Cute! Also funny When I invite my friends come over my home for dinner.. My daughter heard my friend s fart but he did not say nothing then she stood up from sofa and walked to me .. Her finger point to my friend and said he is fart! His express look open his eyes and embarrass :):)
 
Awwww soo cute that kids had to yell out that they farted in store.. I know its nasty but can you imagine that my children will go into farty party on each other when they are feeling michevious. I am sure its okay that children farted in store and scream I farted. I notice it does not bother people too much as themselves do have children, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, etc that have done it.. They have done deal with it. NOt a big deal!! :D
 
I had the world's worst fart. I spewed up the whole store and my boss had to open the doors, I was like uh oh I didn't expect that. That really sucked! Sorry for off point.
 
hahah sequoia.. u made me laugh! hahaha.. i wonder how big the store was? lmao! :rofl: sorry for laughing at you...heheh
 
sequoias said:
I had the world's worst fart. I spewed up the whole store and my boss had to open the doors, I was like uh oh I didn't expect that. That really sucked! Sorry for off point.
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:rofl: I know how that is, I had to fart real bad one time, I cleared the Bays I worked in, and the office that my section works in. I was almost ordered to go home and come back when it left my body. I was told to take a shit as well too. Just, work stopped for abt 30 min to allow the fart to go away. It stayed a lot longer, but it got bearable after abt 30-45 min I let it go.
 
Wow Seq... You had me laffing so hard in my working office. My co-worker had to ask me to see if I was okay becuz I had tears rolling off of my face.. Wow.. you soo funny.. Yea,,, Everyone will have to go thru some type of fart in many different place.. I admit I am one of them!!!! :laugh2:
 
Star said:
My daughter did that. Today when we went to Walmart..
Anyway, my daughter yelled at me, MOM!! I DID FART IT!!
I told her SHHH!!! Don't say that! I heard 2 lady laughing at me. I was like oh gosh I am so embarassing. She kept telling me "I did fart it", I say I know I heard you. Please be quiet don't talk loud..She kept telling me about 4 times. I laughed too.
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:rofl: that was cute! I don't recalling my children ever farting in public, not that I know of, but Markus my oldest son had to use to bathroom that one time at CVS, but they did not even had a public restrooms, so he kept telling me, "Mom, it's coming, it's coming!" I was just at the counter paying, and he couldn't wait he says I'll meet you at the car and he was walking soo funny putting his hand on his ass and walking out soo slowly, I end up laughing so hard, when I got in the car I smelled it and I asked him, did you? and he said "Mom just take me home!" :rofl: I firgured he shit himself, poor kid. ;)
 
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All rest of you guys are talking about farting..

Sound like "Farting party" Aren't we?
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We are farting but smelled airborne all over the room.. Oh please who did farted.. My daughter pointed finger DAD did it.. I poke his shoulder, did you farted? He stunned surprised expression and telling did not farted yet.. why you asking me? I pointed finger to my daughter say that.. My husband grin at her... Why you're dare BIG MOUTH? I looked at him.. how's smart and avoid say that "Oh sorry, Excuse me!" That's my rules manners.. but *groan* I gave it up!
 
hahaha, man I laugh so hard! Me too. Anyway I had to fart so bad. While I was working at casino in the Vault room. So, when my boss went to take a break and leave the vault room. That is only way I can fart, because no one there in the Vault room. Boy, the smelly of me UGH!! Lucky we had a fan inside the Vault room, its take the smelly away.:D Anyway, my boss didn't notice.:D
 
True, and Kids are the fart-a-technors. They also scream out who farted, or if they are young enough, who pooped in the store!!!
 
rockdrummer said:
I fart in the store then blame it on my kids... roflmao
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:rofl: That's what my dad did too, He farted and left me there with the smell and shoppers think I'm the one who just farted. And he's over there laughing. :squint:
 
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I went to family early xmas dinner. I was outside and all my family went inside in the halls and I had to fart really loud from outside but there is one of my cousin was behind me of my back it got her scared jumpy with surpised then said to me " YOU ARE PIG!!!" lol I laughing so hard at her cause wasnt expect she was behind me of my back lol my other family wasnt hear it haha. Then I told my mom about it and she laughed too then talk to my cousin who was behind me of my back then she telling my mom said " YEAHHHH!!!" lol oops :Oops: my cousin is laughed that too :lol:
 
Oh yeah, I remember when I was teenager. My cousin farted at my face, while I was sleep. Then I woke up with the smell and I say oh my gawd! My 2 cousins laughed so hard and I told him Thanks alot!! Then, I went back to sleep.
 
Oh yeah I remember.. My mom was sit on the chair in kitchen and I was stand up. My mom went fart and I hear her that I said whoa!! I hear that! you fart? and she laughed then said yeah you hear that? I said YES! I hear that you fart! lol :lol:and I laugh too lol :lol: My mom didnt know I hear it that she thought I cant hear lol :lol:
 
LOL, you can hear your mother fart. Me too, sometime I can hear it too and feel it too! I can feel it, it was like really loud fart and it was like vibrate.lol..I can feel my husband fart, when we were sleep in our bed.lol:D
 
Star said:
LOL, you can hear your mother fart. Me too, sometime I can hear it too and feel it too! I can feel it, it was like really loud fart and it was like vibrate.lol..I can feel my husband fart, when we were sleep in our bed.lol:D
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My fav thing to do is fart in bed and then pull the bed sheets over my wifes head. She ends up hitting me and kicking me out of bed, but funny. :devil:
 
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