Does your kid fart in the store??

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My daughter did that. Today when we went to Walmart..
Anyway, my daughter yelled at me, MOM!! I DID FART IT!!
I told her SHHH!!! Don't say that! I heard 2 lady laughing at me. I was like oh gosh I am so embarassing. She kept telling me "I did fart it", I say I know I heard you. Please be quiet don't talk loud..She kept telling me about 4 times. I laughed too.
 
That is so funny! My son does that all the time..I would tell him hush!!! Not in the store! JEEZ!!!

Star said:
My daughter did that. Today when we went to Walmart..
Anyway, my daughter yelled at me, MOM!! I DID FART IT!!
I told her SHHH!!! Don't say that! I heard 2 lady laughing at me. I was like oh gosh I am so embarassing. She kept telling me "I did fart it", I say I know I heard you. Please be quiet don't talk loud..She kept telling me about 4 times. I laughed too.
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yes my son did it before.. he said mom i farted.. i said NO not here- People here might hear you? he just laughed!!! grrr at him! i was so embarrassed! lol.. hehe.. he is only 7!
 
Lake Tahoe,
How old is your son? Cute and funny when kids say that out loud in the store..LOL.:giggle:
 
SmileyGin,

LOL!! Funny your son is little older. He just don't care what people think!:giggle: I know what is feel like..:giggle:
 
He is now 5 and going to be 6 in February. He is into everything too and trying to outsmart me and embrassing me. Jeez!!! KIDS!!!!!
Star said:
Lake Tahoe,
How old is your son? Cute and funny when kids say that out loud in the store..LOL.:giggle:
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NNAAA, when my kid trys to do that with me, I tell him god job, and act as if I am soo happy with him. Or I ask him if he needs to use the potty. I never make it sound negative, cause then he will only do that to try to embarass us. Still is cute. My son is 4 as well. :giggle:
 
Nah, my grandsons don't do that in the store. They save it up until we're all in the car together, with the windows up. Then the "competition" to outdo each other begins. Aagh!
 
guys, don't worry about kids farting in store (store like Wal-Mart is SO Noisy and full of music and voices) but tell kids not to scream "I FARTED!" :lol:


BUT Don't let them do both in Library :D
 
She farted? So what! I fart in public too. Of course, I do it without anyone knowing.

Want to know how to spot an adult who just farted? Simple... if you see them doing something normal like standing there or walking straight, then they look around (especially behind them)... then walk away quickly... it's cuz they farted. ;)
 
VamPyroX said:
She farted? So what! I fart in public too. Of course, I do it without anyone knowing.

Want to know how to spot an adult who just farted? Simple... if you see them doing something normal like standing there or walking straight, then they look around (especially behind them)... then walk away quickly... it's cuz they farted. ;)
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Another way to spot someone that farted in public is if they are standing in an open crowded area and everyone won't go close to the person.
 
Oh boy, my son does the same thing too. Now he is 10 yrs old and he will tell me that he farted and I was shocked and laughed at him. Just went along with it. That usually help. :D
 
VamPyroX said:
She farted? So what! I fart in public too. Of course, I do it without anyone knowing.

Want to know how to spot an adult who just farted? Simple... if you see them doing something normal like standing there or walking straight, then they look around (especially behind them)... then walk away quickly... it's cuz they farted. ;)
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Oh yeah lol when I go to wal mart and someone farted then in my mind said oh yucks eww then I walked away as I can as quick lol :lol:
 
Oh been there. When an adult walk by me and he farted, he was in a hurry Then I walk by too and I went like UGh! Oh my gosh!!
My grandmother did that too in the store. My cousin told me about it. I laughed so hard.:giggle: My cousin got embarrassing, when my grandmother farted in front of people in the store. Poor my cousin.:giggle:
When my son was little, he did that too in the store.
 
Yeah, Same as my kids and my husband... Lol... I think thats so cutie to fart ! !:fart:

But smell bad! :squint:



M-:afro:
 
Imagine if they invented a fart alarm. If anyone within any store farts, an alarm will go off with a light flashing in the aisle where the person farted. ;)
 
VamPyroX said:
Imagine if they invented a fart alarm. If anyone within any store farts, an alarm will go off with a light flashing in the aisle where the person farted. ;)
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They already have!!! It is called a 4 year old kid. It is alright for my son to yell on top of his lungs that he farted, but what is worste, if he hears someone fart, he does the whole route with them. He stares at them and the yells at me, "Dad that person went potty! They went poop-poo, they went potty!" Of course, that person runs and hides and everything at the same time.:ugh:
 
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