Do you wear a hearing aid?

I hope you realize that some people could had gotten their HA as a small child
and had no idea they where HOH.
 
Bottesini said:
The bag of lollipops mentioned by Christine Neely costs $30 at Amazon, but $10 would be a start... :P
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They sell them at Marshall's and local grocery stores too for cheaper! They're soooooo worth it and good though haha :)
 
1. How long have you worn your hearing aids?

Since I chose to

2. For how long before you got your hearing aids did you suspect you had a hearing loss?

When the unicorns that normally flew around my head stopped singing... Then I grew scared!

3. How long do you wear your hearing aids each day?

I wear them 34/2!


4. Do you feel like you get benefit from your hearing aids?

I CAN HEAR TURBO. :thumb:

5. What complaints do you have about your hearing aids?

I still can't hear my unicorns!!! :pissed:

6. Do you feel like your hearing aids have lived up to what your audiologist or hearing aid dealer told you they would do?

NO. I STILL can't hear the unicorns, even when my Audi promised me!!!

7. Did you get your hearing aids from an audiologist or a hearing aid dealer?

Neither, I got it from a moose crossing the road with a clapping cat on his back.


Overall, I hate my hearing aids, so I flushed them down my toilet in a fit of rage.

Hope I helped you! :D
 
Oink said:
1. How long have you worn your hearing aids?

Since I chose to

2. For how long before you got your hearing aids did you suspect you had a hearing loss?

When the unicorns that normally flew around my head stopped singing... Then I grew scared!

3. How long do you wear your hearing aids each day?

I wear them 34/2!


4. Do you feel like you get benefit from your hearing aids?

I CAN HEAR TURBO. :thumb:

5. What complaints do you have about your hearing aids?

I still can't hear my unicorns!!! :pissed:

6. Do you feel like your hearing aids have lived up to what your audiologist or hearing aid dealer told you they would do?

NO. I STILL can't hear the unicorns, even when my Audi promised me!!!

7. Did you get your hearing aids from an audiologist or a hearing aid dealer?

Neither, I got it from a moose crossing the road with a clapping cat on his back.


Overall, I hate my hearing aids, so I flushed them down my toilet in a fit of rage.

Hope I helped you! :D
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I am jealous! I did not get my HA from a moose crossing the road with a clapping cat on his back . OK OP pay the lady her $10.00 she answer your question.
 
whatdidyousay! said:
I am jealous! I did not get my HA from a moose crossing the road with a clapping cat on his back .
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Don't be jealous, all you have to do is be on top of Mount Everest during the summer equinox wearing a rubber chicken suit while doing the rain dance with a pepper- shaped maraca made in Egypt. I can give you directions to Mount Everest of you need them.
 
Oink said:
Don't be jealous, all you have to do is be on top of Mount Everest during the summer equinox wearing a rubber chicken suit while doing the rain dance with a pepper- shaped maraca made in Egypt. I can give you directions to Mount Everest of you need them.
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would it work if I have a clapping cat on my head too and I could wear a turbo rubber chicken suit to get to the top faster.
 
whatdidyousay! said:
would it work if I have a clapping cat on my head too and I could wear a turbo rubber chicken suit to get to the top faster.
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No, no, NO! Follow my instructions EXPLICITLY. There is one clapping cat, and you better not insult him by bringing another one! As for the turbo, all you need is a turbo vehicle. It's just a little road up to the top.
 
Oink said:
No, no, NO! Follow my instructions EXPLICITLY. There is one clapping cat, and you better not insult him by bringing another one! As for the turbo, all you need is a turbo vehicle. It's just a little road up to the top.
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LOL! Ok I got it now.
 
Oink said:
1. How long have you worn your hearing aids?

Since I chose to

2. For how long before you got your hearing aids did you suspect you had a hearing loss?

When the unicorns that normally flew around my head stopped singing... Then I grew scared!

3. How long do you wear your hearing aids each day?

I wear them 34/2!


4. Do you feel like you get benefit from your hearing aids?

I CAN HEAR TURBO. :thumb:

5. What complaints do you have about your hearing aids?

I still can't hear my unicorns!!! :pissed:

6. Do you feel like your hearing aids have lived up to what your audiologist or hearing aid dealer told you they would do?

NO. I STILL can't hear the unicorns, even when my Audi promised me!!!

7. Did you get your hearing aids from an audiologist or a hearing aid dealer?

Neither, I got it from a moose crossing the road with a clapping cat on his back.


Overall, I hate my hearing aids, so I flushed them down my toilet in a fit of rage.

Hope I helped you! :D
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Poor unicorns... They're mute now... :laugh2: I'd have preferred to have heard flying kittens though... Think about all the things they'd have to say! :D
 
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