Yeah, yeah, I'll be your schmo who turned down the PhD..
There's actually a bizarre addendum to this. See, I really did want to go into the PhD program, but since they weren't offering me any money, I kept calling the program director to ask if there were any assistantships or opportunities to make money. I never received a response, and since I already had two other offers with full funding, I just said forget it and went to Purdue.
Now, this is what I find out later: that program director who never returned my calls, well apparently he went missing shortly after the acceptance letters were sent out. The dude committed suicide! No wonder I never heard back. I wonder how many grad applications got messed up because of that? Crazy. But I'm happy about where I am now. Everything happens for a reason.