Deaf Pickup Lines?

When I was hearing and much younger, my bad drunken friend would say "is that a mirror in your pocket, I can see me in your pants" mostly he would get slapped, but other times it worked. He always had better results than me. I never had the nuts to be rude.
 
This was actually signed to me once... "If you want me talk dirty, lights on stay."
 
when I was in college I said to partial deaf woman "got kicked out of sign language class because they said I had hand signing impediment." she looked confused then I showed her my pinkie fingers when next to each other look like a Y
 
Well when my boyfriend picks on me, I give him the finger and he points to his wrist and says "what time".
 
Before I got married, hearing guys go, "I heard a deaf woman is good with her hands. Is that true?"
 
"Would you like to learn ASL word for ice cream?"

*showing her a sign in a slow motion* :naughty:
 
Try "milk". I've been asked by several hearing men who already knew what milk sign is.

And I told them, "Yeah, right. Nice try. I ain't gonna sign it for you."

Geeeez.
 
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