Deaf man, he loves to hunt deer in the forest. One day, he need a company to keep him busy and decided to make a ADV. That who would be gladly to go hunt with him. By the week, hearing man came by and told him that he loves hunting too. So, both of them went to hunt. Both'em walking all the morning and see no sign of deer. Deaf man felt that he needs to shit as with hearing man felt the same thing. They walked up to eachother and told the same thing to eachother. Then they walked different way in seperate ways. When both of them shitting.. deaf man wondered what's hearing man's shit looks like... hearing man wondered what's deaf man's shit looks like. After they finished, asked eachother the same question about what's their shit looks like. So..deaf went to hearing..hearing went to deaf.
Deaf man saw hearing's shit is all over the place.
Hearing man saw deaf man's shit is like a smooth Dairy Queen ice cream whip on the top of the point.
They went back to eachother and asked why there's weird shit, both'em..
WHY?Hearing: all over the place.. Because when he's shitting and he hear someting. He moves to another place and again, again, again...
Deaf: ice cream.. Because deaf man can't hear anything. So, he swirling up while he's shitting and looking for a deer.
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Deaf man saw hearing's shit is all over the place.
Hearing man saw deaf man's shit is like a smooth Dairy Queen ice cream whip on the top of the point.
They went back to eachother and asked why there's weird shit, both'em..
WHY?Hearing: all over the place.. Because when he's shitting and he hear someting. He moves to another place and again, again, again...
Deaf: ice cream.. Because deaf man can't hear anything. So, he swirling up while he's shitting and looking for a deer.
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Love this!!!
I have heard it before.