Cows Lick House: Cause $100 In Damage

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ROGERSVILLE, Tenn. - A man's homeowners insurance apparently doesn't cover "acts of cow."

Jerry Lynn Davis called the Hawkins County Sheriff's office in Tennessee on Thursday, complaining that a neighbour's cows had been licking his house. In the process, Davis says the curious bovines did about $100 in damage by ripping off a screen window, cracking the glass and pulling down a gutter.

The Kingsport Times-News reports that Davis' home is next to a fence enclosing the cows' pasture. They managed to poke their heads through to lick the house, though a deputy's report did not indicate what made the house so tasty.

Deputy Chris Funk was able to contact the cows' owner, who said he'd take care of the problem.
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US man says neighbour's cows licked $100 in damage to his house; home's tastiness a mystery

I can just imagine the look on the insurance agent's face when the guy told them what happened. :lol:
 
I could only imagine the insurance reps response to that claim, lol.
 
mmmmmm... That house is lookin pretty tasty to me.

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MMMM yeah... gotta get me some of that.

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Yeah.... Me too.... Lets go lick the garage for desert.

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Were the cows pregnant? Like pregnant women who crave the extreme bizarre like crayons or brick dust... :lol:
 
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