Corrupt a Wish

kazumi said:
granted but someone will break it and steal it

i wish for nothing XD:giggle:
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Granted, but you start to have panic attacks as you exist in the great big void of Nothing!

I wish for peace and goodwill on AllDeaf!
 
I wish for peace and goodwill on AllDeaf![/QUOTE]

As soon as this wishful thinking request is granted, a troll is bound to come along.

I wish I could go cross-bow hunting for wild pigs here.
 
Granted, but you accidently shot a man in the ass.

I wish I'm a doctor graduated from Harvard.
 
Texan Guy said:
Granted, but you accidently shot a man in the ass.

I wish I'm a doctor graduated from Harvard.
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Granted, but I am suing you for malpractice, since I know you are a rich Harvard graduate.

I wish my husband would tell me to spend more money!
 
Bottesini said:
Granted, but I am suing you for malpractice, since I know you are a rich Harvard graduate.

I wish my husband would tell me to spend more money!
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wish granted, but now you don't have much money to spend.

I wish we would get our loan sooner.
 
Granted, but the interest rate is a killer!!


I wish everyone I knew was happy!
 
Tousi said:
Granted but then you'd lose out using the time for your hair to dry, reading War and Peace.

I wish it would warm up a bit here.
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Granted, so sad you picked this week to visit me in Iowa with 30 below wind chill.

I wish I was vacationing in California.
 
Granted, but a flash forest fire consumes the area you are visiting, cutting your vacation short.

I wish i had a Papa John's pizza with everything on it.
 
society's_child said:
Granted, but a flash forest fire consumes the area you are visiting, cutting your vacation short.

I wish i had a Papa John's pizza with everything on it.
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Granted, but you find you don't really like liqourice (sp) and raspberries on your pizza.

I wish I owned a penthouse in New York.
 
granted but your warm came short and grew cold.

i wish that there is AD reunion so that i can meet Aders.
 
NorCal20 said:
granted but your warm came short and grew cold.

i wish that there is AD reunion so that i can meet Aders.
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Granted, but its An AD reunion between you, and yourself...

I wish i didnt have to go anywhere, and Dr.s would do instant messaging conversations and I not have to go.
 
Granted, you never have to go to the dr's again, but you eventually miss the nurses so much you go anyway! :)

I wish I didn't have to go wrap xmas presents.
 
Your wish is granted, but you suffocate under the weight of all the paperwork.

I wish Spring was here.
 
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