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A long time ago, my naive mother thought my vibrator was a modern kitchen tool. I was in absolute shock when I walked in to find her using my vibrator to mash potatoes. Then she licked it to taste the potatoes. I wanted to die right then and there.
 
deafbajagal said:
A long time ago, my naive mother thought my vibrator was a modern kitchen tool. I was in absolute shock when I walked in to find her using my vibrator to mash potatoes. Then she licked it to taste the potatoes. I wanted to die right then and there.
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Wow that's...oh my gosh.
 
deafbajagal said:
A long time ago, my naive mother thought my vibrator was a modern kitchen tool. I was in absolute shock when I walked in to find her using my vibrator to mash potatoes. Then she licked it to taste the potatoes. I wanted to die right then and there.
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:hmm: Why were you keeping it in the kitchen??
 
deafbajagal said:
A long time ago, my naive mother thought my vibrator was a modern kitchen tool. I was in absolute shock when I walked in to find her using my vibrator to mash potatoes. Then she licked it to taste the potatoes. I wanted to die right then and there.
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That should be a scene in American Pie 5 or something.
 
Bottesini said:
:hmm: Why were you keeping it in the kitchen??
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Washed it...the kitchen water was very hot...bathroom water wasn't...I kind of forgot to put it back in my special place in the bedroom when it dried. *gulp*
 
deafbajagal said:
Washed it...the kitchen water was very hot...bathroom water wasn't...I kind of forgot to put it back in my special place in the bedroom when it dried. *gulp*
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oh... mom licking a clean vibrator... is just like licking a clean spatula.
 
deafbajagal said:
A long time ago, my naive mother thought my vibrator was a modern kitchen tool. I was in absolute shock when I walked in to find her using my vibrator to mash potatoes. Then she licked it to taste the potatoes. I wanted to die right then and there.
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oh my [bleep] god! what the [bleep]! that's just so [bleep] up!!!
 
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Cant imagine the mom licking the vibrator. I would have died laughing on the spot!!!!

Mom "Come here and taste these, honey."

DBG "Uh nooo...ummm ummm "

Mom "What's wrong? Oh, that is one cool kitchen tool. Where do you buy it?"

DBG "Umm...at "White Castle"

Mom "Oh...is that where they sell those little hamburgers?"
 
candybrowneyes said:
I am brutally honest all of the time, sometimes thats good and sometimes not so much.
I hum in my sleep
I obsess over my hair too much
I bite my nails :(
I giggle at everything
I have a small obsession with penguins cause they are fat and waddle so cute! lol
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I never heard of anyone humming in their sleep. If you sleep with someone it much keep them awake!
 
deafbajagal said:
A long time ago, my naive mother thought my vibrator was a modern kitchen tool. I was in absolute shock when I walked in to find her using my vibrator to mash potatoes. Then she licked it to taste the potatoes. I wanted to die right then and there.
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This so funny! I bet you passed on the mash potatoes that night! LOL!!
 
Babyblue said:
I secretly will miss school when I am done. I will miss it. I am looking forward to externship but at the same time, I am scared to death.
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Bold word, you mean internship? I have never know the word "externship". :shock:
 
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