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^^^^^ :lol:

(I confess my cat comes in too.)
 
CSign said:
Me too. In fact I did debate all throughout highschool and in college as well. Probably one of my favorite aspects of school.

And if that was meant as a joke... LOL :laugh2:
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I confess that I have a great difficulty in believing that. and even imagining it.
 
I confess to being repulsed by people posting about their bowel movement habits in the bathroom.
 
^^^ :lol: Sorry we grossed you out this morning! :lol: My bad.
 
DeafTim said:
asexual? :lol: your choice or cant help it? i think most handicap ppl who are asexual cant help it b/c of who they are. I think it is very normal for them to be asexual. I must well call myself asexual. :D I know a 50 yr old male virgin never been to first base with a woman in his life. He was born wit bad legs.

I confess, i pick my nose in dark where nobody can see me. :P
I want to confess that I enjoy smellin' my shit when I sittin' on toilet. :D Very smelly. I had ppl tellin' me go see a doctor after i blow major farts[/QUOTE

First of all I do not have a handicap in any shape or form. I am just Deaf.
Second of all I was born an asexual, it's an orientation much like being gay is.
third of all being asexual is not related to having any kind of handicap or disability that prevents sexual encounters. It means that I have no desire for sex which is different than abstaining. I am married to a "sexual" who understands this and we make it work. There is a difference between being asexual and having a handicap that prevents sex from happening due to many issues and although there are people who do have severe handicaps that do not desire sex they are not asexual. They have a medical problem that makes them that way. Asexuals like myself have nothing wrong with us. Everything works-mind,body but we just have no desire to act on sexual impulses although some of us do experience attraction in which case I do but I just don't care to act on it. Hope I cleared that up. Asexuality is not related to or caused by the kind of handicap you were referring to. :lol:
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All guys at my house and bowel movements (and/or farting) is an all-too-frequent topic.
 
Jaspheth said:
I grew up with four brothers....

same here!:giggle:
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I have two sons - they're not shy about their bowel movements either (i.e. warning others not to use the washroom after them or describing how their sickness is making them go to the bathroom often) but then again, they don't post about it on the internet. I really don't enjoy coming here to AD only to read about how many sheets one uses to wipe their ass or how their pets put up with the smell of their shit and jumps on their lap while they are defecating.

Sorry but that's just nasty.
 
DeafCaroline said:
I have two sons - they're not shy about their bowel movements either (i.e. warning others not to use the washroom after them or describing how their sickness is making them go to the bathroom often) but then again, they don't post about it on the internet. I really don't enjoy coming here to AD only to read about how many sheets one uses to wipe their ass or how their pets put up with the smell of their shit and jumps on their lap while they are defecating.

Sorry but that's just nasty.
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:laugh2: yeah...eating a bowl of oatmeal doesn't quite look the same after reading that...

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I confess that I am nearly overwhelmed with desire to cut my sarcasm loose upon the newbies introducing themselves today.

Sigh... must... not... scare... off... newbies... with... sarcasm...
 
Dixie said:
1. I am a Darren Hayes fanatic.
2. I love singing his songs.
3. I used to sing these songs to a USDA Inspector on the line when I worked for Tyson.
4. This same USDA Inspector has been prodding me to join the choir and is 100% serious about it because she says I have a good voice. I might record myself later and let you guys be the judge of that.
5. Last night I dumped my drink off in the floor in the middle of the night and didn't know it until I woke up and noticed the mess this morning when I got out of bed.
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I can't judge you but my fiance is a musician with college training on the stuff. I can ask him if you want me too.
 
Jaspheth said:
DeafTim said:
asexual? :lol: your choice or cant help it? i think most handicap ppl who are asexual cant help it b/c of who they are. I think it is very normal for them to be asexual. I must well call myself asexual. :D I know a 50 yr old male virgin never been to first base with a woman in his life. He was born wit bad legs.

I confess, i pick my nose in dark where nobody can see me. :P
I want to confess that I enjoy smellin' my shit when I sittin' on toilet. :D Very smelly. I had ppl tellin' me go see a doctor after i blow major farts[/QUOTE

First of all I do not have a handicap in any shape or form. I am just Deaf.
Second of all I was born an asexual, it's an orientation much like being gay is.
third of all being asexual is not related to having any kind of handicap or disability that prevents sexual encounters. It means that I have no desire for sex which is different than abstaining. I am married to a "sexual" who understands this and we make it work. There is a difference between being asexual and having a handicap that prevents sex from happening due to many issues and although there are people who do have severe handicaps that do not desire sex they are not asexual. They have a medical problem that makes them that way. Asexuals like myself have nothing wrong with us. Everything works-mind,body but we just have no desire to act on sexual impulses although some of us do experience attraction in which case I do but I just don't care to act on it. Hope I cleared that up. Asexuality is not related to or caused by the kind of handicap you were referring to. :lol:
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ok, got'cha.

DeafCaroline said:
I have two sons - they're not shy about their bowel movements either (i.e. warning others not to use the washroom after them or describing how their sickness is making them go to the bathroom often) but then again, they don't post about it on the internet. I really don't enjoy coming here to AD only to read about how many sheets one uses to wipe their ass or how their pets put up with the smell of their shit and jumps on their lap while they are defecating.

Sorry but that's just nasty.
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:lol: You need to realize this is confession thread. We can confess about anything we want. You make me laugh.
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today, my depression was acting up. it was so embarrassing because i was at the restaurant with my family and i felt the urge to cry. i took my sunglasses and put them on immediately so nobody would see my tear filled eyes. i lied, saying my eyes were hurting because the lights were too bright
 
CSign said:
Me too. In fact I did debate all throughout highschool and in college as well. Probably one of my favorite aspects of school.

And if that was meant as a joke... LOL :laugh2:
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Wow! You're quite the master debater!

I never debated in school. I was too shy for that. I mostly debated with myself in my room, after everyone else had gone to sleep. Sometimes I would debate with a partner, but usually we'd just have civil discourse.
 
AlleyCat said:
I confess that I'm afraid of elevators.

That came about after watching Final Destination.
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Got stuck in one, along with my classmates and supervisors, in NY city, 10th floor in a hotel...(class trip)...one never to be forgotten! One of my teachers, her face was white as a ghost!....I'm also leery of escalators!...Takes me a minute or so to be brave enuf to step my foot on it....
 
i wasnt really confessing about shitting so much as i was commenting how cute my cat is, shes just always wants to have "conversations" in meow language in the weirdest of times, normally i leave door shut, sometimes i just want to SHUT it, but everytime i SHUT it the cats ALWAYS manage to stand up and push the door open just to hop on my lap and meow or sit in front of me talking...crazy lol

There's a great book I actually keep in the toilet window still, its called "Whats your poo telling you?" by Josh Richman and Anish Sheth M.D. its a very entertaining, funny and informative book, so always Look before you flush !
LOL

but on the serious side, I DO recommend this book because it could save your live, like how can you understand whats happening to your body if you dont understand what it puts out, in particular relating to bowel cancer, liver malfunction, kidney disorder, blood disorders, allergy,
come think of it , if you can struck by bowel cancer you got like 3 or 4 months to less , maybe less, it is lethal, i wouldnt live me life completely blind to it, its just a perspective to consider. also i learnt alot about what i can eat to keep the whole body in balance, in this way, when you consider GIGA (garbage in, garbage out) logic it makes total sense.

if any of you visit, welcome to my Loo and enjoy the book

Oh I never ever touch the book AFTER I wipe...so its safe to touch and read the book

I have a sign plastered on the wall "Read book before you wipe, Never after you flush"
crazy but it makes sense capice Caroline?
 
Grummer said:
i wasnt really confessing about shitting so much as i was commenting how cute my cat is, shes just always wants to have "conversations" in meow language in the weirdest of times, normally i leave door shut, sometimes i just want to SHUT it, but everytime i SHUT it the cats ALWAYS manage to stand up and push the door open just to hop on my lap and meow or sit in front of me talking...crazy lol

There's a great book I actually keep in the toilet window still, its called "Whats your poo telling you?" by Josh Richman and Anish Sheth M.D. its a very entertaining, funny and informative book, so always Look before you flush !
LOL

but on the serious side, I DO recommend this book because it could save your live, like how can you understand whats happening to your body if you dont understand what it puts out, in particular relating to bowel cancer, liver malfunction, kidney disorder, blood disorders, allergy,
come think of it , if you can struck by bowel cancer you got like 3 or 4 months to less , maybe less, it is lethal, i wouldnt live me life completely blind to it, its just a perspective to consider. also i learnt alot about what i can eat to keep the whole body in balance, in this way, when you consider GIGA (garbage in, garbage out) logic it makes total sense.

if any of you visit, welcome to my Loo and enjoy the book

Oh I never ever touch the book AFTER I wipe...so its safe to touch and read the book I have a sign plastered on the wall "Read book before you wipe, Never after you flush"
crazy but it makes sense capice Caroline?
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:giggle::giggle::giggle:that made me burst out laughing....
it was cute how to added that in there.
 
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