I confess that I wish I were divorced already.
I confess that I burst into tears today and sobbed for over 10 minutes. As a repressed Englishman bought up to always keep a stiff upper lip, this is a betrayal of my heritage and Anglo-Saxon breeding.
lets kick this one off again......LOL.......
but true,..........i confess i can't stand it when.......
those airy mashmellow type poo, thats's so malleable i cant SHIT it OUT,like the more i squeeze it the more it blend into the tube shape of the asshole tube... all the more reason we need to eat more fibre it helps the stool to be hard so the squeeze does the push out , not to shape in like wet clay...
(I know I shouldn't, also I thought you were trying to get this thread going again not kill it once and for all)