Clergyman has surgery to remove potato from rear

Peachy Lady said:
falling on the potato and it went up his azz while hanging up curtain being naked seems farfetched story cover up, don't u think?
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:iough: I'm not going to touch this one . . .
 
Carnation???? How can anyone want to shove up a carnation - that is a flower, correct? - in her or his ass? Or was someone trying to be romantic during anal sex?
 
For crying out loud, like none of you ever hung curtains in the nude next to a pile of potatoes? Geshhh! Could happen to any one!
 
IndieVisible said:
For crying out loud, like none of you ever hung curtains in the nude next to a pile of potatoes? Geshhh! Could happen to any one!
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I would think it would be nearly impossible for a potato to get in his anus just from falling on top of it. I think he was having a little bit too much "fun" with his potato. :lol:
 
Jiro said:
Hear Again - it's a comic strip called Savage Chickens. There are 3 boxes.
1st - The chicken (main character) is at blockbuster, looking around for a dvd. He just saw his friend (a box) coming out of ADULT section. His friend was shocked to see him.
2nd - The box looks embarrassed, saying "um... I dropped a contact lens and.... well...."
3rd - Chicken - "and it rolled into the porn section?" and the box exclaimed - EXACTLY!!
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:laugh2:
 
i'm having a really difficult time believing this story.

by the way, how on EARTH does someone end up with a carnation (of all things) stuck up their butt?! :laugh2:
 
You know.. this gives new meaning to breaking bread!

A priest should know better, a potato would really stretch the food budget for a poor man's diet.

You know, our parents taught us not to play with our food as well.
 
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Mrs Bucket said:
You know.. this gives new meaning to breaking bread!

A priest should know better, a potato would really stretch the food budget for a poor man's diet.

You know, our parents taught us not to play with our food as well.
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Yea, they knew that if we played with our food, it would end up in our asses!!! :laugh2:
 
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