rockin'robin
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(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when
you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only Proctologist in the plan is "Gus" formerly from
Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An
apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
(4) You find out that the clause, "The patient is responsible for
200%
Of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense that's covered 100% is "Embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in 6 different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and
duct Tape.
(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when
you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only Proctologist in the plan is "Gus" formerly from
Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An
apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
(4) You find out that the clause, "The patient is responsible for
200%
Of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense that's covered 100% is "Embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in 6 different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and
duct Tape.
