What a load of crap.
I had a Nokia 3330, which is the one shown on the left. Would the battery last 3-4 days on standby? Sure. In much the same way the iPhone 5 used as their counterpoint will, on standby. I sometimes have my iPhone 4 play music to me all night and it barely consumes any battery doing so.
Bumps protection included? Integrated? What does that even mean? If they're trying to make a point about iPhone bumpers, one I got mine free from Apple and a full case free from my service provider; two the 3330 was famous for the sheer number of replacement cases sold for it, leading us conveniently to...
'Bump limit without breaking'. No way in hell would a 3330 survive falling three floors. What's more, it will smash the crappy plastic casing into pieces doing so... the dark days of watching someone's phone fall and the faceplate going one way, the backplate another, the rubber keys still another and there goes the battery and possibly the SIM? Those days are practically gone. There was an entire industry built around selling replacement/decorative cases for the 3330 and other phones of the era, such was their affinity for breaking themselves apart. Now, my iPhone has survived a few drops onto hard surfaces without breaking anything... partly because I have a rubber casing on it, I guess. It's not the one I got free with the phone, but is that really the point? Who uses their smartphone without a case on it? Are you that determined to not protect your investment that you can't spend 1% of its value on something to keep it safe?
Lifetime: Still works. Well, great. The smartphones haven't had a chance to prove themselves yet. My iPhone 4 is over three years old and going strong.
Typing speed? Do you prefer to scroll between incorrect predictive suggestions or between incorrect autocorrect suggestions? I used to post on the internet using predictive text on my 6230i and then my N95. I thought it was fine and dandy until I got the iPhone with its full keyboard.
Enjoy this link: every phone ever, with pictures:
http://www.gsmarena.com/nokia-phones-1.php