Calvin, give me a push!

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Calvin and Jolie are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. Calvin gets up and goes to the door where Northstar who appeared drunk, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says Calvin, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked Jolie.

"Just Northstar asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says Jolie. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and the guy helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

Calvin does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out Calvin.

"Yes, Please!" comes the reply from Northstar in the dark.

"Where are you?" asks Calvin.

"Over here on the swing!" replies Northstar.

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LMAO, that's a good one Koala. :laugh2:
 
HAHAHA funny.. hhahhaaaaa.... still it a copy off one of the original joke.. lol....
 
Hahaha :laugh2: That's funny.

Well since NS and Calvin are drenched in the rain, they both might as well push each other together on the swings taking turn. :giggle:
 
Hahaha :laugh2: That's funny.

Well since NS and Calvin are drenched in the rain, they both might as well push each other together on the swings taking turn. :giggle:

If you watching them from the bedroom window, wouldn't it worry ya if they both sitting on the swing each side by side holding hands. :giggle:

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Good one....i love this thread about NS and Calvin... it is hillarious... make my day...
 
That's a cute joke, Calvin and NS pushing each other on a swing in the pouring rain :rofl:
 
Oh my goodness, aren't they expecting one? If so, ooooo oh man don't tell me about just having a baby in emergency room! :laugh2: tell me bt it!
 
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! This officially is the wackiest topic ever... oh man....
 
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! This officially is the wackiest topic ever... oh man....

Hey hey... where's the other half? :bowdown: :fingersx:

Yeah it's wacky all right but hey, at least it's fun isn't it? :lol:

Yeah, Where's that other half? You know it's always the music to my eyes! :giggle: Btw, Don't say "Patience ya lousy grasshopper" cuz I know you're gonna say that next. :nana:
 
Yeah it's wacky all right but hey, at least it's fun isn't it? :lol:

Yeah, Where's that other half? You know it's always the music to my eyes! :giggle: Btw, Don't say "Patience ya lousy grasshopper" cuz I know you're gonna say that next. :nana:

LOL I have to agree with you Jo,, when it wacky fun, then we sure get a good kick out of laughing for enjoyment! ha It make the body feel good in spirit! ha:cool:
 
If you watching them from the bedroom window, wouldn't it worry ya if they both sitting on the swing each side by side holding hands. :giggle:

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Haha, Nah. I wouldn't be too worried about that because in the end, they got their days numbered up. :lol:

LOL I have to agree with you Jo,, when it wacky fun, then we sure get a good kick out of laughing for enjoyment! ha It make the body feel good in spirit! ha:cool:

Yes it does, ha. Well u know how the saying goes - "the laughter keeps the doctor away"? In this case, the laughter will keep the sharks and donkeys away :giggle:
 
Haha, Nah. I wouldn't be too worried about that because in the end, they got their days numbered up. :lol:



Yes it does, ha. Well u know how the saying goes - "the laughter keeps the doctor away"? In this case, the laughter will keep the sharks and donkeys away :giggle:

LOL they sure are a "pip!" ha:cool:
 
Hey hey... where's the other half? :bowdown: :fingersx:

HOld your pant, ya lousy grasshopper!!! go harrass Jo please..lol...

LOL, well NS,, seems like you and Calvin make the hits news on alldeaf.com and got famous! lol You should be proud! heee :cool:

Harrrrr GTM.. ya do have something to do with this and getting us famous for the wrong reasons!!! LOL....

Yeah it's wacky all right but hey, at least it's fun isn't it? :lol:

Yeah, Where's that other half? You know it's always the music to my eyes! :giggle: Btw, Don't say "Patience ya lousy grasshopper" cuz I know you're gonna say that next. :nana:

I will say this again....

Patience ya lousy grasshopper!!!!

So there!! HAHAHA!!!

LOL I have to agree with you Jo,, when it wacky fun, then we sure get a good kick out of laughing for enjoyment! ha It make the body feel good in spirit! ha:cool:

Haha, Nah. I wouldn't be too worried about that because in the end, they got their days numbered up. :lol:

Yes it does, ha. Well u know how the saying goes - "the laughter keeps the doctor away"? In this case, the laughter will keep the sharks and donkeys away :giggle:

LOL they sure are a "pip!" ha:cool:

Jo and GTM.. go jump off a cliff into a river would ya 2 eh!!!
 
HOld your pant, ya lousy grasshopper!!! go harrass Jo please..lol...



Harrrrr GTM.. ya do have something to do with this and getting us famous for the wrong reasons!!! LOL....



I will say this again....

Patience ya lousy grasshopper!!!!

So there!! HAHAHA!!!







Jo and GTM.. go jump off a cliff into a river would ya 2 eh!!!


LOL me making you famous for the wrong reasons? Now what wrong reasons would that be sugar lip? LOL

Sorry Jo and I can't jump off the cliff because we are your movie directors! lol :cool:
 
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