Blonde Joke

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."

He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."


I love this joke.
 
old joke but a bit funny! Hey is that blonde, you Angel or Cheri ??? Too confusing to tell which!!!! :lol:
 
The Blonde Puzzle "jk"

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger.
"He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said,
"Secondly, I'd advise you to relax.
Let's have a cup of coffee, and then" .he sighed, "
let's put all these
Frosted Flakes
back in the box."


har har har :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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